Three Word Story

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which shows how

[Stephen]

how smoke can

[Not so ancient mariner]

irritate non smokers

[mavismumakrill]

so much that

[Not so ancient mariner]

they spontaneously combust

[mavismumakrill]

leaving a messy

[Not so ancient mariner]

stain on the

[Stephen]

port side balcony

[allatc]

where waving to

[Stephen]

missed passengers amused

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the goldies who

[Not so ancient mariner]

were on their

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once again to

[mavismumakrill]

laugh at 'insiders'

[Not so ancient mariner]

who think that

[Stephen]

it is daft

[qbman1]

to queue for

[Stephen]

curly pate sandwiches

[qbman1]

and a quick

[Stephen]

one behind the

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fountain in Trafalagar

[mavismumakrill]

with the buxom

[Stephen]

wench from Harrods

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fruit counter where

[Stephen]

her exposed melons