Three Word Story

[qbman1]

by the constant

[Stephen]

grunting from cabin

[qbman1]

stewards who had

[Stephen]

gone on strike

[qbman1]

after the boars

[allatc]

invaded the canteen

[qbman1]

and ate the

[Mervyn and Trish]

tips which Goldies

[allatc]

had lavished upon

[qbman1]

ungrateful cabin stewards

[Mervyn and Trish]

who berated them

[allatc]

with unseemly curses

[Not so ancient mariner]

uttered in Latin

[Stephen]

and native Indian

[Mervyn and Trish]

with excellent service

[Not so ancient mariner]

and impeccable manners

[Stephen]

but dirty hands

[qbman1]

from cleaning the

[Stephen]

cockroaches out of

[qbman1]

the coffee mugs

[Stephen]

in the kitchens

[qbman1]

on Deck One

[allatc]

which caters for

[qbman1]

Goldies who complain

[Stephen]

all the time