The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

In the loft out of sight is my bet.

[Jan Rosser]

In the loft out of sight is my bet.

Ha ha you pair are so funny Actually I need to go up the attic to get some cases down ready for the trip next Sunday

[Mervyn and Trish]

In the loft out of sight is my bet.

Ha ha you pair are so funny Actually I need to go up the attic to get some cases down ready for the trip next Sunday

See. I was right!

[Jan Rosser]

In the loft out of sight is my bet.

Ha ha you pair are so funny Actually I need to go up the attic to get some cases down ready for the trip next Sunday

See. I was right!

After I posted I realised I’d made a mistake using the word “trip”

[Stephen]

What you meant Jan was 'down memory lane'....didn't you.....man

[Mervyn and Trish]

She's probably off on one of her rare cruises.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I wonder if she's packed the clown outfit?

[Manoverboard]

It'll be a cruise around Ireland … you know, where the grass is greener

[Stephen]

It'll be a cruise around Ireland … you know, where the grass is greener

and cheaper......allegedly

[Happydays]

Sunny and warm here today also "muggy"

[Mervyn and Trish]

Seen today. Chiropodist offering buy one get one free. Does that mean pay for the left foot and he does the right for nothing? And do one legged people get a discount?

[Stephen]

Homemade curry tonight. Just saying

[Manoverboard]

You mean to say that you intend to open a jar of Pataks all by yourself ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that one of those met office amber wind warnings?

[Stephen]

You mean to say that you intend to open a jar of Pataks all by yourself ?

Perish the thought. I have staff for those menial jobs.

[Stephen]

Is that one of those met office amber wind warnings?

Too right. There could be strong winds in the early hours.

[Happydays]

Too much information

[Stephen]

Off to Chartwell today.

[Stephen]

Nightmare journey home via the M25 car park. As for some of the other drivers, how they posses a driving licence is beyond me. The standard is appalling. And of course, plod is never around.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Was Winston at home?

[Stephen]

Of course. For his age he gets everywhere.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Did you ask him what he thought of the drink's package?

[Stephen]

Lovely morning here.

[Happydays]

Was a lovely sunny day here. I made the most of it by sitting in the garden this afternoon, after all the forecast isn't good for next week

[Stephen]

Family over today. Weather good so will be barbequing