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Mornin' All . .

Post by gfwgfw » 16 Mar 2019, 12:19

Morning Stephen where is it ?

Do hope all is well

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by david63 » 16 Mar 2019, 13:16

I believe Stephen is off to the Canaries on some ship or other - not that that is anywhere near approaching a good excuse!!


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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Ray Scully » 16 Mar 2019, 13:31

david63 wrote:
16 Mar 2019, 13:16
I believe Stephen is off to the Canaries on some ship or other - not that that is anywhere near approaching a good excuse!!
Shame on him, boosting the coffers of those pesky Europeans :sarcasm: :lol:

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Mervyn and Trish » 16 Mar 2019, 15:06

His minion told me this morning to tell you all to bog off.

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Stephen » 17 Mar 2019, 11:01

Sorry folks, no internet connection on Friday, and I'm not paying Pee & O's extortionate prices. Normal service will resume on the 29th :thumbup: :wave:

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Kenmo1 » 17 Mar 2019, 11:18

Have a lovely holiday, Stephen.

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Mervyn and Trish » 17 Mar 2019, 15:14

Phoned up the airlines yesterday just to confirm our flight , the lady on the phone asked “ how many flying with you “

I replied “ I don’t know it’s your plane “ !!!!

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Onelife » 17 Mar 2019, 21:22

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by oldbluefox » 18 Mar 2019, 17:04

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can kill me. But please untie the rope and free her.”

Thief: “You must really love your wife!”

Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.


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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Ray Scully » 18 Mar 2019, 18:17

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Mervyn and Trish » 18 Mar 2019, 19:16

We seem to be doing okay without Stephen.

He may not be indispensable after all.

Sorry. Stephen who?

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Stephen » 19 Mar 2019, 08:23

I turn me back for five minutes and the treachery starts.

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by oldbluefox » 19 Mar 2019, 09:36

Welcome to the forum errrr......... What did you say your name was? :wave:


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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Ray Scully » 19 Mar 2019, 11:51

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Stephen » 19 Mar 2019, 11:59

oldbluefox wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 09:36
Welcome to the forum errrr......... What did you say your name was? :wave:

Guy Fawkes 😀🌟🍻


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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by screwy » 19 Mar 2019, 12:15

Stephen wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 11:59
oldbluefox wrote:
19 Mar 2019, 09:36
Welcome to the forum errrr......... What did you say your name was? :wave:

Guy Fawkes 😀🌟🍻
And we all know how that ended....
Quo Fas et Gloria Ducunt


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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by screwy » 19 Mar 2019, 12:16

Stephen wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 11:01
Sorry folks, no internet connection on Friday, and I'm not paying Pee & O's extortionate prices. Normal service will resume on the 29th :thumbup: :wave:
No pun intended.?
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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Stephen » 19 Mar 2019, 15:25

:D :thumbup:

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Re: Mornin' All . .

Post by Mervyn and Trish » 20 Mar 2019, 08:48

Just been to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for a 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.

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