Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Just think how easy it would be to wipe the scousers out with just a simple mis-print.
"You have been invited for a coronavirus vaccination job".
"You have been invited for a coronavirus vaccination job".
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I’ve just raised £12,000 for the NHS.
I had to park my car overnight at the hospital.
I had to park my car overnight at the hospital.
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The Guardian:
Sailor survives for 14 hours in ocean by clinging to a buoy.
Isn't that what sailors do best?
Sailor survives for 14 hours in ocean by clinging to a buoy.
Isn't that what sailors do best?
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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"I'm driving down the road and I come across this woman in a red car and she won't let me overtake. I'm blowing the horn at her, and she's blowing the horn at me. I pull alongside and she shouts: "Pig! Pig! Pig!" So I shout back at her: "Cow! Cow! Cow!" Then I overtake her and crash into the pig."
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A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.
He says: “So what’s bothering you?”
She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”
"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
He says: “So what’s bothering you?”
She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”
"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
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Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy replies: "In the car."
"Well that's the quickest way," says Paddy.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy replies: "In the car."
"Well that's the quickest way," says Paddy.
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Don't give up your day job Keith
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"Have you seen the dog's bowl?"
I replied
"No, I didn't know they could play cricket!"
............just getting my coat
I replied
"No, I didn't know they could play cricket!"
............just getting my coat
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#14
Had to study that one for a minute Ray
Had to study that one for a minute Ray
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I rang Pontins about a holiday.
The receptionist said she must first ask my surname.
"Oh, really" I said.
Sorry, Mr O' Reilly we're fully booked.
The receptionist said she must first ask my surname.
"Oh, really" I said.
Sorry, Mr O' Reilly we're fully booked.
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Good morning all
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