Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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PM awarded honorary gold medal in Winter Olympics for going downhill faster than anyone in history

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"Do you know what speed you were doing, Sir?" asked the policeman.

"I do apologise Officer," I replied. "I've never used this road before, and I honestly thought it was an unrestricted zone."

"No you didn't!!" my wife protested. "We only live round the corner, you said you were putting your foot down because there wouldn't be any coppers around this late!"

"May I see your insurance?" the cop said grimly.

"I've just renewed it," I assured him. "It'll be in the post, I'll drop a copy to the station next week."

"Actually," said the wife, "you were short on cash this month and said you'd leave it til you had the money. It ran out a fortnight ago."

I turned to her and snapped "will you keep your mouth shut, you stupid bitch...."

"Does he always talk to you like that, Madam?" asked the copper.

"No," my wife replied. "Only when he's been drinking."

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Trainspotters! How sad are they? must have counted about 35 the other day..

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Morning all.

Tottenham Hotspurs were seen playing football with Pussy Cats.

When the Police arrived at WHL the Pussy Cats were winning two nil.

Lub u all.
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Hope your keeping well Graham


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Stephen wrote: 18 Feb 2022, 08:34


"No," my wife replied. "Only when he's been drinking."
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Good one Ray :D


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Bloody windy up here today
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For the first time, a woman jockey rode the winning horse in the world's richest race - the Melbourne Cup.

The moment was spoiled slightly as she needed help backing the horse into the stalls.

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