Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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Police can tragically confirm the person who fell from 18th floor night club was not a bouncer.


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A mirror has been stolen from a hotel.

The police say they are looking into it.
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Chap walking through the park at night hears a lady's voice in the bushes! "Fancy a good time, only 5 quid?" "Why not",he thinks He is just about to grope the lady when a policeman shines his torch! "What's going on?",asked the policeman "Do you mind",replied the chap, "I am about to have sex with my wife!" "Sorry",said the policeman "didn't realise it was your wife!" "Neither did I till you shone your bloody torch!" responded the husband.

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A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his d**k. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!"

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