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Little Johnny, aged 7, came home from school one day and asked his dad, "Daddy, where do I come from?"
His poor father started sweating, knowing that one day his son would want to know all about "it".
He looked around for his wife to take on the explanation but she was out at the shops.
It was no good, his father thought. 'It's time he knew', and took the young lad to one side and explained how mummy and daddy met and then married and wanted to produce a baby and, .....well, you know the rest.
After much awkwardness and embarrassment, after nearly an hour, the dad finally reached the point in the story where his son was born in hospital.
The young boy's face just stared back, mouth open and speechless.
"So, tell me son, why do you ask?"
The boy, still in shock, said, "Billy Clark in our class, said he was from Birmingham!"
His poor father started sweating, knowing that one day his son would want to know all about "it".
He looked around for his wife to take on the explanation but she was out at the shops.
It was no good, his father thought. 'It's time he knew', and took the young lad to one side and explained how mummy and daddy met and then married and wanted to produce a baby and, .....well, you know the rest.
After much awkwardness and embarrassment, after nearly an hour, the dad finally reached the point in the story where his son was born in hospital.
The young boy's face just stared back, mouth open and speechless.
"So, tell me son, why do you ask?"
The boy, still in shock, said, "Billy Clark in our class, said he was from Birmingham!"
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'...Can't see what all the fuss is about;
The first black Doctor.
I haven't seen a white Doctor for 30-years.'
The first black Doctor.
I haven't seen a white Doctor for 30-years.'
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I said to the girl in B&Q "What's best for a greasy oven?"
She said "Ammonia cleaner".
I say "Sorry I thought you worked here".
She said "Ammonia cleaner".
I say "Sorry I thought you worked here".
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The owner of a golf course, was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied
"Everything but my earrings."
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied
"Everything but my earrings."
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oldbluefox wrote: ↑01 Jul 2022, 18:41I said to the girl in B&Q "What's best for a greasy oven?"
She said "Ammonia cleaner".
I say "Sorry I thought you worked here".
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I must have read this umpteen times before I understood the joke I’ve just got the wrong accentoldbluefox wrote: ↑01 Jul 2022, 18:41I said to the girl in B&Q "What's best for a greasy oven?"
She said "Ammonia cleaner".
I say "Sorry I thought you worked here".
Janis
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Jan Rosser wrote: ↑01 Jul 2022, 23:37I must have read this umpteen times before I understood the joke I’ve just got the wrong accentoldbluefox wrote: ↑01 Jul 2022, 18:41I said to the girl in B&Q "What's best for a greasy oven?"
She said "Ammonia cleaner".
I say "Sorry I thought you worked here".