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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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At a Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win £1000 pounds is :
Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were "Take That" what were the second two.
After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up and says.." was it.. Ya Ba*tard?"
Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were "Take That" what were the second two.
After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up and says.." was it.. Ya Ba*tard?"
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Stephen
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A husband, wife, and son arrive at the entrance to an English royal palace for an evening dinner...
Before each guest enters the palace, a butler formally introduces each family to the guests with an announcement.
As the family approaches the butler at the entrance, the butler asks:
Butler: “And your family name, sir?”
Husband: “Bates”
The butler opens the door and with loud and eloquent speech, announces:
Butler: “Dear guests, I would like to introduce to you, Mr and Mrs Bates, and their son, Master Bates.”
Before each guest enters the palace, a butler formally introduces each family to the guests with an announcement.
As the family approaches the butler at the entrance, the butler asks:
Butler: “And your family name, sir?”
Husband: “Bates”
The butler opens the door and with loud and eloquent speech, announces:
Butler: “Dear guests, I would like to introduce to you, Mr and Mrs Bates, and their son, Master Bates.”
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Stephen
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Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere
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Stephen
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Ray Scully
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Stephen, the above had me in stitches 
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#21
Good one Foxy…..which I’ve nicked borrowed
Good one Foxy…..which I’ve nicked borrowed
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Ray Scully
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