Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time

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[Mervyn and Trish]

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[Stephen]

A guy goes to the doctor's to pick up his blood test results....
The doctor says, "I'm afraid you have AIDS"
"But I only stepped on a nail!"
"Well, it must've been a bent one!!.

[Onelife]

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

[Onelife]

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

[Onelife]

loved this one

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & f**ks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster f**king the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"

[Ray B]

Classic ones this morning, I've had a good laugh

[Ray Scully]

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[Stephen]

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[screwy]

OL didn’t find 1 &13 funny.

[Ray B]

A scouser went to a prostitute. She said 'do you want a blow job? He said 'will it affect my dole money'

[Stephen]

A scouser went to a prostitute. She said 'do you want a blow job? He said 'will it affect my dole money'

[Ray Scully]

A scouser went to a prostitute. She said 'do you want a blow job? He said 'will it affect my dole money'

I didn't find this funny Why was it directed at a particular section of society. It could be applied universally Why assume that because it was a scouser he was unemployed. Stereotyping showing a lack of cultural awareness. Shame on you

[Ray B]

Sorry Ray, but it made me laugh, are there other areas similar.

[Stephen]

A scouser went to a prostitute. She said 'do you want a blow job? He said 'will it affect my dole money'

I didn't find this funny Why was it directed at a particular section of society. It could be applied universally Why assume that because it was a scouser he was unemployed. Stereotyping showing a lack of cultural awareness. Shame on you

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[Mervyn and Trish]

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[Stephen]

BREAKING NEWS:

Due to the very cold weather conditions ALL Liverpool schools are asking mothers to wear TWO pairs of pyjamas when collecting their kids for the rest of January.

[Stephen]

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