Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

All round yours then John for a nip or three to celebrate Mr Burns

[towny44]

Your unlucky Steven, I don't really like whisky so never have any in stock.

[Ray B]

Same here towny, and as for Jack Daniels, how on earth do people drink that stuff ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I can manage a JD, but prefer a good Scotch malt. If you have any you can't manage to consume I'd be happy to help.

[Stephen]

Same here towny, and as for Jack Daniels, how on earth do people drink that stuff ?

Quite easily.

[Ray B]

I'll do with a Brandy or a dark Rum.

[Stephen]

I'll do with a Brandy or a dark Rum.

It works for me as well

[Ray B]

OK Stephen, put your hand in Merv's pocket and get a round in.

[Stephen]

My arms aren’t that long.

[towny44]

Surely Merv has locked zips on his pockets?

[Stephen]

Surely Merv has locked zips on his pockets?

Locked zips . His pockets make Fort Knox look like a kids piggy bank

[towny44]

Surely Merv has locked zips on his pockets?

Locked zips . His pockets make Fort Knox look like a kids piggy bank

That's probably why he can afford a luxury pad in Madeira.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Careful. Your half pint of cold tea in March could be at risk....

However for reference I employ armed guards with big bad dogs to look after my wallet.

[Ray B]

Wow, half a pint of cold tea, don't drink it too fast towny, you may be asked if you want another.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Now you're just being ridiculous! Do you think I'm made of money?

[Stephen]

No....

[Mervyn and Trish]

Right answer.

[Stephen]

I accept cash ….no cheques

[towny44]

I prefer bank transfers, thet are quicker and don't require any effort on my part.

[Ray B]

Towny, cash doesn't show up in your bank account, if you get my meaning.

[towny44]

Nobody has posted on the forum today, so I guess I must be the first and last to post.

[Stephen]

In your dreams

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm busy counting my money

[Stephen]

I'm just washing mine.....better known as laundering.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Didn't take me long either.