Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

I sit corrected - Debbie's in third place, not second

[Billy6]

Just got in from work, so its me leading and winning at the same time. Night night.

[Dark Knight]

ey up looosers
did you enjoy you time in the lead
well it's now over and normal service has been resumed
with me leading and you wastrels trying in vain to keep up with the winner and that is ME

so rather than waste your day trying to keep up , just accept the fact I have triumphed and leave it at that

Thank you

[qbman1]

If you see a life go past, grab it !

Meanwhile, the Winner is here

[Dark Knight]

I have already told everyone I am here, so I don't need you hanging on my coat tails, trying to bask in reflected glory, now hop it and leave me to my rightful win and substantial prize ,courtesy of the Ickle Blue Imp

[qbman1]

You'll be lucky, he'll be at Tesco now so we can be as abusive as we like without fear of reprisals

[Stephen]

I heard he's having a BBQ at the weekend and Tesco are doing a deal on Burgers. Buy one tonne get one free.

[Dark Knight]

Bazinga !!!

[qbman1]

Dipstick !

[Dark Knight]

Muppet !!

[qbman1]

I take that as a compliment. I rather fancy myself as Sam the Eagle. Rather superior and aloof in line with my confirmed status as Winner on here

[Ray B]

Calm down you two as I take the tape

Ray

[qbman1]

"Take the tape" ? What are you planning then Ray - a bit of bondage ? I am sure DK will lend you his handcuffs !

[Dark Knight]

QB
I always had you down as Beaker or Gonzo

ha ha bloody ha

oh and I have won

[Debbie W]

Happy Friday losers!

[HK phooey]

Why is this nonsense on here? I thought this was a cruising site you losers!

[qbman1]

There used to be an old gal on the P&O site with the same delightful turn of phrase but I think she fell out with so many people she was deported to the Colonies or something

[HK phooey]

I don't think Darknight will appreciate being referred to as an 'old gal' and whilst Derby is some way from civilisation it can hardly be described as a colony.

[Dark Knight]

Apparently the old gal, was left somewhere remote after making an a*se of herself whilst drunk
flashing the captain whilst wearing contol pants and support tights, does not get you an upgrade and is not conducive to a well run MDR

[HK phooey]

Ha, well that's where you're wrong batty! After injuring my neck doing a backward roll into the shower whilst taking off a strappy sandal, I was unable to perform the contortions necessary to get in and out of control pants

[qbman1]

We did hear you were incapacitated following an "incident" involving cooking sherry. Didn't the cabin steward offer a Spanx Service ?

[Dark Knight]

luckily I have just finished my chicken and chorizo sarny
and I am managing to keep it down, even though the image of the old gal in Spanx is trying hard to get me sarny back

old women should wear onesies and gloves as all times

[qbman1]

old women should wear onesies and gloves at all times

I hear it's de rigeur on the Convict Isle

[HK phooey]

Oi, you two are both old enough to be me grandad
Get the brummie with his chorizo sarnie, very swank!

[Silver_Shiney]

I heard he's having a BBQ at the weekend and Tesco are doing a deal on Burgers. Buy one tonne get one free.

Hang on a minute - four 4oz burgers to a pound - that's 8,000 in a tonne, and they're only giving ONE free? Not much of a bargain, in my mind....

(I'll shut up now)