Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

I’m just about to plant the rice.

[towny44]

I’m just about to plant the rice.

I think a conical straw hat will really suit you.

[Ray B]

towny, that could bring back bad memories from school days,only difference is was the D on the front.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Has anyone heard anything from Moby recently? He appears to have gone AWOL.

[Stephen]

I put the same question recently too. I just PM’d David to see if he knows anything.

Hope the old boy is ok

[Ray B]

It's about a month ago since last seen, I do hope the old chap is is keeping well. Hopefully he is on a holiday or something. w

[Stephen]

David doesn’t know any more than us but has also been wondering where he is.

[Ray B]

What a lovely day, got the lawns cut for the first time this year.

[Stephen]

I was hopin to cut out but way too wet still. Maybe next year.

[Mervyn and Trish]

If you're up our way can you do ours? Usual rates. Foxy will pay.

[Stephen]

He can't do yours as he's doing mine......after he's cleaned the windows and guttering.

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's a lot. Hope Foxy is footing your bill too.

[Stephen]

Wash your mouth out.

He told me something about the Merv NatWest charity we’re footing the bill.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I bet he told you he made his millions betting on Keefie's tips too.......

[Ray B]

Wash your mouth out.

He told me something about the Merv NatWest charity we’re footing the bill.

Steady on Stephen, Mervs checking down the sides of his sofa to find something to help the impending expenses next week.

[Stephen]

Taking his empties back should cover it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've only a day and a half left to wait. My wallet is shaking like a leaf.

[Stephen]

Phone John on the ship and tell him your going to be sick that day.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have you seen the price of phone calls?

[Stephen]

Foxy said he’ll pay.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ironically I have now got a cold! First for ages. Must be stress related. But I'll be a brave boy.

[Stephen]

It's the thought of dusting of the mothballs from your wallet and letting it see the light

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just found out it's a special public holiday here tomorrow and all bars, pubs, clubs, cafes and restaurants are closed. Will someone let Towny know?

[Mervyn and Trish]

If anyone detects a shift in the Earth's magnetic field today, that will be caused by the padlocks and chains coming off my wallet.

[Stephen]

Already know. It was news headlines earlier.