Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

Is summer coming soon, had to put the heater on over the weekend.

[Mervyn and Trish]

See Stephen for Compo

[Stephen]

Is summer coming soon, had to put the heater on over the weekend.

Was that the paraffin heater.

[Stephen]

See Stephen for Compo

I only deal in compo forms not compo money. That's Foxy's dept.

[Ray B]

Is summer coming soon, had to put the heater on over the weekend.

Was that the paraffin heater.

Electric oil filled radiators at the coast. Mind you, I only needed the one on in the living room. Rained all day and it was cold with it.

[Ray B]

At last the sun has put in an appearance with a lovely blue sky.

[Stephen]

Certainly has.

Currently at sea on Ventura and its .....kin hot

[towny44]

Certainly has.

Currently at sea on Ventura and its .....kin hot

Any signs of norovirus?

[Stephen]

Not yet.

What does she look like.

I’ve seen her sister Nora Batty.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You need to look harder to have any chance of compo

[Stephen]

No Noro …….yet, but we almost had a death at dinner last night. A table next to us the elderly gentleman had a choking attack on some food. All hell broke loose with Mr’s leaping into action, then crew, doctor and nurse turning up. His poor wife was in a right state thinking he was going to die, it was that serious. Eventually though they sorted him out and put him in a wheel chair and took him down to the medical centre. His wife was so grateful to Mrs S for her help. We went down to the medical centre after dinner to check how he was. Although the nurse couldn't give any details she confirmed he was ok. Our table then got moved to another while it was all cleared up.




Put me right off my starter.

[Ray B]

Well done Mrs S.

[Mervyn and Trish]

But sorry about your interrupted starter. Some people have no thought for others.

[Stephen]

But sorry about your interrupted starter. Some people have no thought for others.

In Santander today until 9.30pm. Typical port town, nothing to write home about.

[Ray B]

I understand there's a takeover for Santander, next time you visit it may be Nationwide.

[Stephen]

One extreme to the other.

Today in Vigo a high of 18, tomorrow in Lisbon up to 30.

There must be some noro virus onboard as the non self service rule still applies in the buffet even though it was only supposed to be in place for 72 hours from initial boarding.

[oldbluefox]

See Stephen for Compo

I only deal in compo forms not compo money. That's Foxy's dept.

That's why I was asking about the handbags - can't get a manbag big enough. Have you upped your prices again Stephen?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Changing tack.....

Stunning D Day programme on BBC1 8.30 to 10.00 this evening.

[towny44]

Changing tack.....

Stunning D Day programme on BBC1 8.30 to 10.00 this evening.

What language was the girl at the end singing in??

[Stephen]

Sitting in bed with the balcony door open while passing under the Lisbon bridge. Sounds like a combination of a swarm of bees and a formula one race track

[Stephen]

Just eaten my first Portuguese custard tart. Lovely

Four more in the fridge.

[Ray B]

I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.

[Stephen]

I’ll save you some crumbs Ray

[Stephen]

When your next onboard Ray, or anyone else come to that and you enjoy a red wine I can thoroughly recommend a Portuguese red off the main dining room wine menu called ‘Silk & Spice’ - a Portuguese Red Blend.

Number 75 on the wine list.

[Ray B]

Be onboard August, will try to remember and look out for it.