Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

Enjoy it while it lasts, and that's not for long.
Tomorrow night's full moon is the Buck moon.

[Stephen]

Oooo err missis

[Ray B]

Only 156 days to Christmas.

[Stephen]

There’s no need for that sort of language Ray

[Ray B]

OK, back to the summer then.
Enjoy the video
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[Stephen]

Bl**dy hell it’s hot.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's not here. Just very pleasant.

[Stephen]

A lot more pleasant today. Yesterday was 34 with a feels like 39deg. Horrible

[Ray B]

We're in Funchal today, guess what, Merv isn't. He dodged the bullet.

[Stephen]

I bet he is there but hiding with his wallet firmly tight to his chest.

[Mervyn and Trish]

No I'm at home, the wallet is safely in the bomb proof vault under armed guard.

[Ray B]

Apparently, a news story stated, that a person with a longer nose is normally the last person to get the drinks in.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm okay then. My nose is quite petite.

[Ray B]

Merv, if you or Tony want a bag of odd socks, just let me know,I have quite a few.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've got dozens.....

[Mervyn and Trish]

New garden furniture delivered today. Yes I know, madness.

"Any chance you could take it round the back lads?"

"Sorry Guv, gate is too narrow. Not allowed to lift it over. Elf and Safety."

"Would a tenner help?"

"Where would you like it Guv?".

[Stephen]

Who said money doesn't talk

By coincidence we are also having some garden furniture delivered this week. It's been in storage where we purchased while our garden had a make over. Should look good sitting out there in December freezing my nuts off

[Ray B]

I can see where all the money is. We just make use of a couple of beer crates to sit on and an old fridge for a table .

[Mervyn and Trish]

You have beer crates?

[Stephen]

Does the fridge still work. I’ll make you an offer.

[Ray B]

You've had long enough to make the offer, it's down the tip.

[Stephen]

Would that be the fly tip.

[Ray B]

Behind OL'S fence, in a blind spot where his cctv doesn't see.

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's his outside lav, or "en-suite" as he calls it.

[Stephen]

Which he shares with the chickens.