Can you imagine yourself performing on stage at The 710 Club?

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Can you imagine yourself performing on stage at The 710 Club?

As The 710 Club house band says, ‘It’s the best gig in the business’ – and it could be you! Auditions for the P&O Cruises Talent of Tomorrow competition are still open.

Send us your entry and you could be performing alongside this talented bunch.

Check the details on how to enter here: https://bit.ly/3LSbz9X

Competition closes 11:59pm on 11 August 2024. T&Cs apply.

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[Stephen]

I thought you got locked up for that sort of thing ......according to Onelife

[towny44]

I guess the entertainment budget must be running low if they are having to stage passenger karaoke in the 710 club.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I can imagine myself performing. I can't imagine anyone else enjoying it!

[Stephen]

I don't think they're looking for old codgers like us....which puts me in with a chance.
I've been told I have a voice of an angel. Not sure if that's a compliment or they want me dead

[Mervyn and Trish]

A Hell's Angel maybe?

[Onelife]

I haven’t heard anything back for my rendition of “On Good Ship Lollipop” yet!!

[Stephen]

I think my rendition of 'Any Old Iron' may have also drawn a blank. Probably worried I might break the ship up for scrap.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I offered to bring my accordion and bagpipes. Zilch.

[Onelife]

I offered to bring my accordion and bagpipes. Zilch.

Our daughter plays the accordion…in fact she finished 4th in the all-England final…that being said, there were only 4 in the competition…perhaps you could do a duet to bolster your chances?

[oldbluefox]

I do a nice ditty playing the comb. Do I stand a chance?

[Onelife]

I do a nice ditty playing the comb. Do I stand a chance?

What grade did you reach… they won’t want amateurs scuppering their chances

[oldbluefox]

I retired after a mean rendition of Doggy D.

[Onelife]

I retired after a mean rendition of Doggy D.

I don’t think “How much is that Doggy in the Window” will get the audience going….thinking about it, perhaps it will

[oldbluefox]

I'll have them rocking n rolling with "I'm a pink toothbrush, you're a blue toothbrush" with an encore of "The Ugly Duckling ".
You can't beat classical music.