A Cowboy from Calgary appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit or bravery?' asked St. Peter.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the Cowboy offered.
'On a trip to Kananskis, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and punched him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!
St. Peter was very impressed and asked, 'When did all this happen?'
The Cowboy said, 'A couple of minutes ago.'
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