Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Bisto, I am renowned for my psychic powers. I see you in my mind's eye as a dark haired bloke with a bit of facial hair and a penchant for baseball caps. I also fear that you are a Chelsea supporter? Am I spot on?

[Silver_Shiney]

No, you're just a spot

[Jan Rosser]

Oh dear if Bisto is a Chelsea supporter his birthday will be ruined - they lost to Newcastle 2-0

[Not so ancient mariner]

I see the usual standards of this group are being maintained.........!

[Silver_Shiney]

Standards?

[HK phooey]

What's old notso banging on about?

[Not so ancient mariner]

What's old notso banging on about?

Are we to assume that you do not recognise/understand the concept of 'standards'?



(however low they may be!)

[HK phooey]

Notaso, I am blowing a raspberry in your face. Shouldn't you be out clogging up the supermarket aisles?

[Jan Rosser]

Only OAPs like me clog up the aisles annoying the likes of the Bat on a Saturday - I did mine yesterday - hope it's appreciated - how's your flu Bisto - still struggling to enjoy your birthday

[HK phooey]

Notso's in his eighties isn't he?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Notaso, I am blowing a raspberry in your face. Shouldn't you be out clogging up the supermarket aisles?

Just the opposite. For me visiting the supermarket (or most other shops) is a means to an end. I know what I want, generally know where to find it, and do it fairly quickly. Those (of any age) who wander around aimlessly, as though the 'shopping' is an end in itself, irritate me as much as they do Batty: Just I tend not to bang on about it.

[Jan Rosser]

Notso's in his eighties isn't he?

Ooh you are naughty - I haven't got a clue

I always thought he was a young un

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm as old as my hair (and I still have most of it) and a few years older than my teeth (and I still have most of them as well!)

Actually Cubie guessed 58, and I pointed out that he was (in round figures) out by 5%.

[Jan Rosser]

Now Notso maths is not a strong point with me and all this decimal malarkey just leaves me cold but you are still a lad by my reckoning

[Dark Knight]

wow you lot really do know how to drone on
anywho, the free loaders have gone and we are back to normal.

[Silver_Shiney]

didn't know you did "normal"

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all. HK has sent me a sample of her new line in keyrings, with a request that I put it on my gallery page to drum up interest. This I have now done.

[Silver_Shiney]

Evening all. HK has sent me a sample of her new line in keyrings, with a request that I put it on my gallery page to drum up interest. This I have now done.

[Dark Knight]

compared to you lot, I am a paragon of normality

[Silver_Shiney]

no, mate, parody, not paragon.....

[Not so ancient mariner]

no, mate, parody, not paragon.....

Indeed: - the only Paragon of any sort in 'Ull is the railway station!

[Dark Knight]

Notso
perhaps a visit to Hull might disavow you of some of your parochial views?

[Silver_Shiney]

confirm them more like!

[Not so ancient mariner]

I have been there - twice! (in 1962 and 1993 IIRC)

[Silver_Shiney]

I've been there once - a weekend course at the university, in 1975