Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

how did you find prison life here in the north then Notso?
did they look after you in the isolation wing?

[gravy1955]

Bisto, I am renowned for my psychic powers. I see you in my mind's eye as a dark haired bloke with a bit of facial hair and a penchant for baseball caps. I also fear that you are a Chelsea supporter? Am I spot on?

Your psychic powers are slightly dodgy today

Dark haired bloke- was but time has caught up
Facial hair- I prefer to say stylish beard
Chelsea supporter- please wash your mouth out with soap!

[The Tinker]

Happy birthday to the bisto boy.

Love the keyring Notso - how much are you selling them for?

To the rest of you - I am winning - NO arguments!

[The Tinker]

Forgot to say - hi Lisa - miss you x

[Silver_Shiney]

no you are not, young lady

[Jan Rosser]

Neither are you oh Shiney one - see this is how you do it DK probably gone to watch dancing now so we'll have a bit of peace

[The Tinker]

no you are not, young lady

Roland - I am sure it is time for you to jump on your Activity Wheel and leave the winning to me.

[Silver_Shiney]

ladies, ladies, I expected better of you, especially you, fair maiden.

[Dark Knight]

ey up looooooosers

still picking up the crumbs of defeat

[Jan Rosser]

Ey up Batty - speaking the lingo of the north now are we - gorra 'ull accent now ave you Did the Chinese understand you last night

[Dark Knight]

Jan
I am already from up North and the form the same latitude as Hull
so it no big deal
the lady in the Chinese understand my Mandarin perfectly

[Not so ancient mariner]

how did you find prison life here in the north then Notso?
did they look after you in the isolation wing?

Actually, the only knowledge that I have of 'Ull prison was provided by yourself on this list a few months ago.

I have only spent one night in 'Ull, which was after arriving by sea in October 1962. That was in a hotel on the road that runs along the south side of Paragon station. 1993 was just a passing visit on the way home form Skegness.

[Dark Knight]

hmmm so you stayed once 50 years ago?
so in depth local knowledge then?

[Not so ancient mariner]

hmmm so you stayed once 50 years ago?
so in depth local knowledge then?

I know they painted their phone boxes a funny colour.

[Dark Knight]

they are white
as they are not part of the national network
it is a local network run by Kingston communications

[Not so ancient mariner]

They certainly looks as though they are trying to look up market. The phone boxes used to be a mucky cream colour.

[HK phooey]

Evening losers. Notso I do NOT sell tat so UYB. Bisto boy, 2 out of 3 ain't bad

[Dark Knight]

cue Meatloaf song
a 1 2 3 4

[Jan Rosser]

Oh great I love a sing song - altogether now - don't wake HK's kids up

[Romig1]

Is this rubbish still running?

I won all 3 previous versions ages ago.

Please keep up.

[Silver_Shiney]

good evening, you wonderful people.

Romig, what's your point?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good Morning all. Nice blue skies here, though a trifle windy.

[Jan Rosser]

Good morning folks - blue skies here too - wonderful to be in the lead again

[HK phooey]

Yes it is Jan. Good morning losers, another day, another load of old nonsense from you lot I suppose.

[Jan Rosser]

Moi - talk nonsense oh I am so hurt I thought the posters on here were cultured - oh no I am talking nonsense now