Current Affairs

[Manoverboard]

Unless she has very saggy shoulder blades I am pretty sure where his hands are

No debating point re the position of his hands

[oldbluefox]

Either way can you believe someone would be able to take non encrypted documents out of the building. What sort of security is that? Somebody will be heading for demotion at best and the sack at worst.

[oldbluefox]

No debating point re the position of his hands

I'm looking forward to Gill's version of events where we get the full tongue action then they writhe around before making mad, passionate love and then Matt says "I'll have to go. I'm supposed to be working!".......or something like that.

[Onelife]

I'm looking forward to Gill's version of events where we get the full tongue action then they writhe around before making mad, passionate love and then Matt says "I'll have to go. I'm supposed to be working!".......or something like that.

Not that I’m particularly interested but if you get a copy, please send it on to me

[Stephen]

I heard a rumour that the film footage is currently being processed in Amsterdam

[Manoverboard]

I heard a rumour that the film footage is currently being processed in Amsterdam

The title being ' canal dredging ' ?

[Manoverboard]

I'm looking forward to Gill's version of events where we get the full tongue action then they writhe around before making mad, passionate love and then Matt says "I'll have to go. I'm supposed to be working!".......or something like that.

Would that happen to be premature evacuation if the fire bell rings ... ?

[Gill W]

I'm looking forward to Gill's version of events where we get the full tongue action then they writhe around before making mad, passionate love and then Matt says "I'll have to go. I'm supposed to be working!".......or something like that.

I think you need to write it, your fevered imagination is working overtime!

[Gill W]

Ah, so you follow Hancock on Twitter, is that it?

Do me a favour, I only follow people who I find informative, funny or interesting

You really should try Twitter, then you wouldn't have to ask me for the ONS figures, you'd have the information at your finger tips !

[oldbluefox]

I think you need to write it, your fevered imagination is working overtime!

Credit goes to you for the source material. What a vivid imagination you've got. From one photo you could tell tongues were involved, there was adultery and this all happened in work time. Super sleuthing.

[towny44]

Ah, so you follow Hancock on Twitter, is that it?

Do me a favour, I only follow people who I find informative, funny or interesting

You really should try Twitter, then you wouldn't have to ask me for the ONS figures, you'd have the information at your finger tips !

Lifes too short for lots of twittering Gill, and anyway I can always rely on you to keep me informed of the next govt. minister to be in the lefts firing line.

[Gill W]

Well there’s rumours swirling, but at this stage, it really is tittle tattle !

Not sure if ‘the left’ had anything to do with Hancock’s demise though

[barney]

Well there’s rumours swirling, but at this stage, it really is tittle tattle !

Not sure if ‘the left’ had anything to do with Hancock’s demise though

We would rather face Johnson and Hancock than Sunak and Javid.

[Kendhni]

I see Carrie's appointment to the Health secretary position is talking about an early end to lockdown measures totally contrary to latest scientific advice.

[screwy]

Can you substantiate your ‘ Carries Appointment’ .?

Or are you now a believer in Cummings.

[Kendhni]

Can you substantiate your ‘ Carries Appointment’ .?

Or are you now a believer in Cummings.

We all know who wears the trousers in that relationship - it was Cummings, now it is Carrie, and in another few months, given Johnsons track record, it will be someone else.

[towny44]

Can you substantiate your ‘ Carries Appointment’ .?

Or are you now a believer in Cummings.

We all know who wears the trousers in that relationship - it was Cummings, now it is Carrie, and in another few months, given Johnsons track record, it will be someone else.

Dont judge everyone by your own situation.

[Gill W]

On Friday Johnson said the matter was closed.

Now he's trying to re-write history.

On camera he's said 'Well I read the story on Friday and we got a new Health secretary in post on Saturday and I think that's the right pace to proceed in a pandemic''.

Anybody who didn't know better would think that Johnson had sacked Hancock.

[oldbluefox]

Now that a number of countries are opening up to those who have had both jabs I wonder if there will be quite a lot of cancellations for UK stay at home holidays.

[Bensham33]

I ain't cancelling my UK holidays. I wouldn't go abroad this year if holidays were free. I'd hate to be out of the country when the government change their minds and puts a country on green back to amber or red and I'm stranded, they change their minds more often than the weather changes.

[screwy]

2000+ new jobs at Nissan Sunderland.

[oldbluefox]

Good news for that area. Battery production?

[oldbluefox]

This is absolutely disgraceful. Some people have no respect for others.

[david63]

This is absolutely disgraceful. Some people have no respect for others.

Just hope plod get them

[david63]

I see Carrie's appointment to the Health secretary position is talking about an early end to lockdown measures totally contrary to latest scientific advice.

You got that one wrong then