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Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 12:22

tis all proper and above board, i am properly sick and will be for another week or so

nah,nah, ne ,nah, nah

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 12:35

You'll be on Jeremy Kyle soon !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 13:31

i am lying on the sofa counting me sickness benefit and wondering if I should father another 3 kids, so I can afford a new Jag?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 14:04

You're far too sick to consider fathering anything at the moment. How is Lady D getting on with the Milkman, by the way ?!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 05 Apr 2013, 14:26

Dark Knight wrote:
yep
no end to my talents

they just go round and round in circles.....

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 15:53

dear all
thanks for all your sympathy during me recovery period, if I am ever in need of solace or friends to talk to
be assured you lot will be the last people I call on

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:10

Aw, you know we're always here for you..........except when we're not here that is !!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:13

hopeless

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:18

Caring, compassionate, companionable.....and what thanks do we get ?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:23

none
it's what you deserve

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:28

May the fleas of a thousand camels crawl up your exhaust !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:32

see
point proven
i have a sick note and I still get abuse

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:32

Please stop bickering you two - and by the way its called a Fit Note nowadays - you are not allowed to be called sick - you are either fit or not fit - confused.com springs to mind.

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:35

I is well fit plaaya

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:40

Calm down, you're off games - remember !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:45

need a lie down now

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:47

Would you like us to read you a story - about the little boy who lost the competition because he was not fit and had to have a lie down?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:49

Is that the one with the nurse and the ostrich in it ?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 16:52

nah, i have heard it all before, when QB and the smurf lose

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 05 Apr 2013, 17:40

and how is the invalid today?

(that, by the way, is pronounced in-VAH-lid, not IN-vah-lid

)

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 17:42

EH??...what difference does it make?

i have a doctors note, so I am an invalid and invalid for work

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 05 Apr 2013, 17:51

Dark Knight wrote:
EH??...what difference does it make?

i have a doctors note, so I am an invalid and invalid for work

Never mind, just my feeble attempt at humour.

I hope you get better soon, mate.

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 05 Apr 2013, 18:06

ahhh a joke....no wonder I didn't get it

i think the surgeon, removed my sense of humour as well as some other bits and bobs

Unread post by **Ray B** » 05 Apr 2013, 20:21

Hi grumps, in second place again I see.

Ray

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 05 Apr 2013, 21:36

As are you my dear pub dweller x

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