Last One to Post Wins

[melsea]

Night night Jim Boy

[towny44]

Morning all its a new working week, or so I am told.

[Not so ancient mariner]

This appeared in my inbox this morning:

The Chav prayer

Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, shoplifting will be done,
in JJB Sports, as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread, and
Forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those
who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing,
For thine is the chavdom,
The Burberry and the Blackberry,
For ever and ever,
Innit.

[Silver_Shiney]

Sadly, a fairly accurate reflection of our times, Notso

[Not so ancient mariner]

I imagine that is what the author of it had in mind, too!

[Dark Knight]

Morning

nice to see you are all still churning out the usual rubbish, luckily I have had lots of things to occupy my time of late, which have happily kept me away from having to read this dross

keep up the good work, you are doing well

[qbman1]

Fear not, standards are about to rise.......

[Silver_Shiney]

Fear not, standards are about to rise.......

How's that? Is HK about to return?

[Not so ancient mariner]

You know, there are times when I really miss our clockwork friend........

[Silver_Shiney]

well, as the whole premise was that we'd wind her up and let her go, maybe we wound her up too much and she just kept going!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Perhaps, but there's only so far you can go within the Isle of Wight (others would say Parkhurst)

[Mervyn and Trish]

Fear not, standards are about to rise.......

And indeed they have as I return from a little sojourn in Londinium.

[Not so ancient mariner]

but not as though you'd notice ...........!

[Mervyn and Trish]

We don't want to overwhelm Batty with our rising level of mediocrity

[towny44]

Well I've been up for nearly 3 hrs, beds changed washing out on the line, what have you lazy lot been doing.

[Silver_Shiney]

Checking the post, staff prayers, prepping statements for despatch, meeting with Koreans, answering emails, helping a colleague - busy, busy, busy!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Something a lot more satisfying than washing bed linen.

[Jan Rosser]

Morning all - just got back from coffee morning in my local church - gardening next - where did I find time to work

[Not so ancient mariner]

Amser bwyd/nosebag time, so I am having a break and looking at the contributions from the erudite souls who post on this esteemed forum.

[Silver_Shiney]

erudite souls? here??

There's only us!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I though erudite was glue. Does he mean we're stuck up?

[Not so ancient mariner]

As the Dutch say, " If the cap fits"...........!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Where's the Ferret Botherer when you need him? He knows all about sofistikated a.k.a. stuckup. I bet they have plenty of Erudite and UHU on Calamity.

[Not so ancient mariner]

not to mention "Sticks like sh*t" and that IS the name of a glue!

[Jan Rosser]

Quiet on here tonight - is everybody safely tucked up in their beds