Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Good idea, you can't buy marital aids on board any more !

[Dark Knight]

See I knew pile it cheap were going more and more down market, all the more reason to go with someone else
apparently Thomson are getting 3 "new to them" ships including Mein Shiff 1 and 2
I wonder when the first wag will say are sailing on a No1 or No2 ship?

[Not so ancient mariner]

apparently Thomson are getting 3 "new to them" ships including Mein Shiff 1 and 2

Germany's revenge for losing the war perhaps?

[Dark Knight]

they don't look too bad , to be fair and at least they are updating the fleet, we might go on the Thomson discovery in the future

[towny44]

I will bring a cattle prod and a big stick, if I ever darken Pile it cheap's door again

I keep wondering where you get cheap and P&O from, have you seen their brochure prices? Maybe you are only highlighting the very last minute saver deals, but most cruise lines offer these, in fact did you not avail yourself of a bogof deal with CMV?

[qbman1]

Clearly Double Standards is just as contagious on board ships as Norovirus and Snobbery

[Stephen]

I see myself more in the role of mentor and guide, to the more mentally challenged amongst you, rather than a fully paid up eejit
we are fine and dandy Alan, just starting to get into holiday mode as we fly out to pick up our bucket and spade ship in 3 weeks time

Don't forget your get knotted hanky

[qbman1]

Already packed - along with the string vest and replica 'Ull City strip

[Dark Knight]

Already packed my little Essex Chav

[Dark Knight]

I will bring a cattle prod and a big stick, if I ever darken Pile it cheap's door again

I keep wondering where you get cheap and P&O from, have you seen their brochure prices? Maybe you are only highlighting the very last minute saver deals, but most cruise lines offer these, in fact did you not avail yourself of a bogof deal with CMV?

Towny, I did exactly that

[Dark Knight]

Towny, to clarify, I find Pando's prices cheap for what is purported to be a luxury cruise line, I was very surprised to see how "cost effective" the prices were for Brittania, so in order to fill all the spaces ( pile it high) they reduced the prices ( sell it cheap) so as a portmanteau of this well used phrase, I adopted "Pile it cheap" which saves time and effort to type

[qbman1]

No, I can't spell "pedantic" either !

[towny44]

No, I can't spell "pedantic" either !

[Dark Knight]

P for pussy
E for exasperating
D for drama queen
A for annoying
N for Nimby
T for trite
I for insular
C for close minded

See you can spell it really

[qbman1]

There must be a word for acronym insults ?!

[Silver_Shiney]

you mean like Sarcasm Hidden In Temper?

[Not so ancient mariner]

I will bring a cattle prod and a big stick, if I ever darken Pile it cheap's door again

I keep wondering where you get cheap and P&O from, have you seen their brochure prices? Maybe you are only highlighting the very last minute saver deals, but most cruise lines offer these, in fact did you not avail yourself of a bogof deal with CMV?

To those of us who work in healthcare, CMV stands for Cytomegalovirus.

[Dark Knight]

for those that don't ......it doesn't

[Dark Knight]

Well. I thought my acronym insult was quite inspired....just shows how far you have to dumb things down, theses days

[The Tinker]

this cruise ticks of a lot of "must see's 2 for us
Athens
Dubrovnik
Ephesus
Venice
and we enjoy a wander around Corfu town as well, so very much looking forward to this, also a lot of the stops are easily wanderable, which we enjoy

Ephesus is fascinating (especially if you like cats!). Avoid the carpet salesmen though. You can buy plenty of fake watches etc here - they advertise them as fake so you can join the 10 bob millionaire brigade.

[towny44]

Quite right Tinks, I had forgotten that, I suppose the stall signs saying cheap fake watches is intended to give the tourists a chuckle and helps to open a few wallets.

[qbman1]

Morning girlies

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning girlies

Are you ignoring the gentlemen of the forum this morning, sir, and just wheedling your way in to the favour of Jan and Tinks??

[Jan Rosser]

Ooooooh I do love a good "wheedle" bring it on Cubie

[Mervyn and Trish]

Shouldn't this thread have one of those warnings you always get on TV about adult content?