Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

OK so whilst they are both behind bars I think its my turn to be in front.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry Towny. Out early for good behaviour

[towny44]

You must know a bent lawyer to be out so soon.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Slipped the screw a pair of P&O slippers and a Canberra cruet and Bob's your uncle.

[Stephen]

Prison, Bent and screw. There's a them here

[Silver_Shiney]

I wouldn't know. Anything you want to tell us about, Stephen?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I guess if he grasses the boys come round....

[Silver_Shiney]

What size shoes do you wear, Stephen? Just need to know how much concrete to mix...

[Not so ancient mariner]

Half a cwt should be plenty.

(quick setting, of course!)

[towny44]

Morning all from a wet and very windy West Yorkshire.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Gloriously sunny and dry in the Cotswolds. (Keep it buttoned Cubie, they'll never spot my bluff).

[qbman1]

I'm out in the garden in my Speedos

[Jan Rosser]

I'm out in the garden in my Speedos

OMG

[qbman1]

That's what the nice men in the white coats said when they came to take me away following a plea for help from the neighbours !

I can tell you that a straitjacket is not as uncomfortable as you would expect.

[towny44]

That's what the nice men in the white coats said when they came to take me away following a plea for help from the neighbours !

I can tell you that a straitjacket is not as uncomfortable as you would expect.

I'll take your word for that Cubie, no intention of trying it for myself.

[qbman1]

I thought it was the height of fashion in 'Udders

[Mervyn and Trish]

Fashion and 'Uddersfield in the same sentence? You really have lost it now......

[qbman1]

Sorry - I'm a bit stressed worrying about my embarkation time in December

[Mervyn and Trish]

Turn up at 18.00. I guarantee there'll be no queue

[qbman1]

Unless they are still mucking out Ventura like they were last week

[towny44]

I thought that was Azura, or did Ventura also have Noro on board?

[qbman1]

I think it was Azura now you come to mention it - I get confused, you know !

[Jan Rosser]

I think it was Azura now you come to mention it - I get confused, you know !

It's those tight Speedos probably

[qbman1]

Makes your eyes water, Blod, trust me on that one !

[Dark Knight]

afternoon care home candidates
all this waffle about boarding times makes me laugh, we have yet to queue to get on a Thomson cruise and our cabins have always ben ready when we board, sadly "pile it cheap" can't even get people on board properly and yet you all blather on about how good they are??
luckily some of us can see past the glossy brochure and the fake TV ads