Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

It's magical - Rob Brydon promised me !

[Dark Knight]

its hype, I've been on them

[qbman1]

Do you think I should cancel my next four bookings then ?

[Dark Knight]

Can't believe you were gullible enough to book 1 let alone 4

[Mervyn and Trish]

afternoon care home candidates
all this waffle about boarding times makes me laugh, we have yet to queue to get on a Thomson cruise and our cabins have always ben ready when we board, sadly "pile it cheap" can't even get people on board properly and yet you all blather on about how good they are??
luckily some of us can see past the glossy brochure and the fake TV ads

Of course you don't have to queue to get on sleazy cruise. They only have about 200 passengers and they don't bother with security because anything smuggled aboard can only be an improvement. Especially if it's Kurust and paint

[Dark Knight]

Looks like Merv's stipend has been paid and he is back on the pile it cheap campaign trail
Another month of propaganda beckons

[Mervyn and Trish]

Come come Batty. Not my fault they're the best. And if you prefer less lines that's ok. More sunbeds for me

[Mervyn and Trish]

Anyway my mate Cubie can't be wrong

[Dark Knight]

The best..?? Seriously ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well compared to Sleazy and Calamity

[Dark Knight]

So not really the best then, just the one who sponsors your posts

[Mervyn and Trish]

As official poster boy I have a position to maintain

[Silver_Shiney]

Oh well, it has to be said

[Happydays]

I like P&O cruises always happy to book one and have something to look forward to:)
Have tried other companies but P&O suit us at the moment.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well I'm delighted to report we've been out for a lovely meal in the Cotswolds and at 22.15 are now lounging by the pool enjoying the last of the glorious evening sunshine. Who would have thought it? I can see why Cubie likes it here in the English tropics.

[towny44]

Merv, your delusional again, just like preferring P&O to Celebrity, and just like your delusion that you could ever lead LOTP.

[Jan Rosser]

Well I'm delighted to report we've been out for a lovely meal in the Cotswolds and at 22.15 are now lounging by the pool enjoying the last of the glorious evening sunshine. Who would have thought it? I can see why Cubie likes it here in the English tropics.

I hope you are not wearing your Speedos Merv - you could catch a cold

[Manoverboard]

Could catch a cold what .... just asking

[Silver_Shiney]

A frightfully good morning to one and all

[qbman1]

I'm still traumatised at the thought of Merv in Speedos

[Stephen]

or worse his gold larmay mankini

[qbman1]

That's de rigeur in the Cotswolds these days. What's Merv doing there anyways? Visiting Cameron and Clarkson ?

[Stephen]

I'm surprised he got let in at border control.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Keep it down you lot. I'm trying to get another kip by the pool. As you ask, Jezza is just polishing my Bentley. Got a little muddy at Cubie's place

[Mervyn and Trish]

And call me Dave is fetching cocktails