Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Teach me not to eat Taco chips! Was out of action before the young ladies arrived!

And you a peer of the turntables Merv.....tut tut

[Mervyn and Trish]

I know Stephen. Losing my touch with the groupies

[towny44]

Touching groupies now leads to a prison sentence Merv!

[Stephen]

No it doesn't.....Oops ....

[towny44]

Night shift reporting for duty!

[Stephen]

Morning shift taking over

[towny44]

Good morning all, the calm before the storm today if I am being Frank.....see what I did there?

[Mervyn and Trish]

With the principle of alternating male and female names we may yet get a Storm John.

[Stephen]

Straight after Storm Trooper

[Not so ancient mariner]

All hatches battened down and ready for whatever the weather throws at us?

[The Tinker]

Hope it will not be too bad -- the wind has already strengthened here quite a lot as our kitchen window is rattling which is usually very rare - no rain yet though.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I was sent this little story today, which is repeated verbatim below. Somehow I thought it might amuse the regular contributors to this group.


A rather dapper middle aged gent sporting a monocle
goes into a restaurant in Hampshire and is seated. All the waitresses
are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs
that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,
"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom,
then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What
would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across
the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think
it's pronounced 'quiche'."

[Happydays]

[towny44]

Morning all, a bit windy but no rain as yet.

[Stephen]

A little breezy darn souf as well

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't think we wish to know about you two's medical conditions

[Stephen]

That's not me Merv that's the abattoir near you.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm not darn souf. I'm a south northerner, so it must be you. Try blaming the dog if all else fails.

[Stephen]

Haven't got a dog, will the cat doo doo.

[Mervyn and Trish]

The cat's doo doo will do nicely.

[The Tinker]

Evening .................

[Stephen]

Correct....

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wrong now.

[towny44]

The race is on as to who will be promoted to Deputy Captain first to join Moby and Cubie, watch out for an increase in spurious posts from the illustrious quartet below.


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Senior First Officeroldbluefox 4582

[Manoverboard]

Did I happen to mention that the ModPlods' New Year's resolution is to delete as many posts ( bar those raised by FoxyModPlod ) as is humanly possible ?