Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Shouldn't believe everything you hear. I recommend the Daily Wail - must be right if it's in there !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll have you know I was never touched up at the BBC. I am was the ugly kid

[qbman1]

Depends which way you were facing !

[Mervyn and Trish]

To the left. This is the BBC we're talking about

[qbman1]

Mustn't get too critical - you've a pension to think about !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oooh yes. Almost forgot. The BBC is and always has been wonderful. It's all that oik Blackburn's fault.

[qbman1]

Well done. That's the BBC way - blame everyone else.....

[Mervyn and Trish]

Especially a pensioner

[qbman1]

Ah, that explains it - Tony Blackburn's a pensioner

[Mervyn and Trish]

Got it Cubie. That's the nub of the whole thing. Still he'll have more time to cruise now.

[qbman1]

Better restrict him to child-free....just in case !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Naughty naughty

[qbman1]

Moi ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oui.

And that wasn't an instruction.

Oh dear. Too late

[qbman1]

I know, me bladder's not what it once was !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ah, a touch of the old Bournemouth for the incontinent?

[qbman1]

No, I've got pants for that !

[Mervyn and Trish]

And big breaths?

[qbman1]

Yeth, and I'm only thixthteen

[qbman1]

Yeth, and I'm only thixthteen

One of my favourite saucy postcards !!

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[Stephen]

You mean you have a collection

[qbman1]

....and this one

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[qbman1]

You mean you have a collection

Sadly not - they're probably worth a bob or two now

[Mervyn and Trish]

If you can sell ten for a bob each you could become a ten bob millionaire.

Then you would get preferential treatment in the queue to complain to the Purser.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all. I've been taking a leaf out of Cubie's book and spent the day wallpapering.