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Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:33

Jan Rosser wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
I'll re-qualify - a number of fine, upstanding citizens and one dirty girl !
Don't forget me the angel from the valleys

I had included you in the "fine upstanding citizen" category !!

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:36

qbman1 wrote:
Jan Rosser wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
I'll re-qualify - a number of fine, upstanding citizens and one dirty girl !
Don't forget me the angel from the valleys
I had included you in the "fine upstanding citizen" category !!

Flattery will get you everywhere

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:38

Jan Rosser wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Jan Rosser wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
I'll re-qualify - a number of fine, upstanding citizens and one dirty girl !
Don't forget me the angel from the valleys
I had included you in the "fine upstanding citizen" category !!
Flattery will get you everywhere

Not if you're setting yourself up as the new Charlotte Church !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:46

qbman1 wrote:
Jan Rosser wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
I'll re-qualify - a number of fine, upstanding citizens and one dirty girl !
Don't forget me the angel from the valleys
I had included you in the "fine upstanding citizen" category !!

Crawler

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:49

Got to keep in with the Welsh - you know what a funny lot they are !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:51

True. We don't want them sneaking over the border in the dead of night.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:53

Stephen wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Stephen wrote:
I think he said 'Girl' Jan
Hope you have your kevlar underwear on Stephen.
The way I'm feeling at the moment, shooting them off would be a blessing.

This can be arranged....

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:59

Don't be so uncaring - pop round with a gallon of Johnson's Baby Oil to rub into those important little places !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Apr 2016, 15:59

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Stephen wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Stephen wrote:
I think he said 'Girl' Jan
Hope you have your kevlar underwear on Stephen.
The way I'm feeling at the moment, shooting them off would be a blessing.

This can be arranged....

Thanks pal

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Apr 2016, 16:01

Just wait until tomorrow when you are swinging free again !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Apr 2016, 16:03

It's the damage it leaves behind I'm concerned with at the moment. I think the ham fisted s*ds in A&E twelve days ago thought they were sweeping a chimney.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Apr 2016, 16:07

It's the thought of those sooty bristles that makes me wince at the thought....!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Apr 2016, 16:55

How's pussy doing

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 14 Apr 2016, 18:18

Stephen wrote:
It's the damage it leaves behind I'm concerned with at the moment. I think the ham fisted s*ds in A&E twelve days ago thought they were sweeping a chimney.

Are you bragging again? And have you finished hoovering your balls?

Unread post by **Happydays** » 14 Apr 2016, 23:55

Stephen wrote:
It's the damage it leaves behind I'm concerned with at the moment. I think the ham fisted s*ds in A&E twelve days ago thought they were sweeping a chimney.

Good luck for tomorrow!

Now time for bed

sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Apr 2016, 07:33

Thanks .

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2016, 09:13

Mornin'. Hope all goes well with your de-coke today Steph

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2016, 09:15

Stephen wrote:
How's pussy doing

Thanks - he's really well at the moment and almost back to his old self. No fits for over a week. Still on three lots of medication though. He has complete freedom to come and go as he pleases during the day but we keep him incarcerated at night so he does get a bit stroppy about that !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Apr 2016, 16:13

Time I took the lead.............as John Whittingdale would say

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Apr 2016, 17:15

Fear not Steph. I'm here so you can relax

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Apr 2016, 17:19

Thanks Merv.

After the day I've had It'll soon be time for medicinal whisky...or two

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Apr 2016, 17:23

But are all things, ahem, now functioning as they should? And no pictures please!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Apr 2016, 17:40

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
But are all things, ahem, now functioning as they should? And no pictures please!

Quite right, you know how pictures of a glass of single malt make him thirsty...

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Apr 2016, 17:52

I'm trying to lose weight at the moment (the old penguin suit is getting a bit tight and travelling steerage on QM2 shortly and don't want the Grills pax sniggering) so alcohol is off the menu. Along with cheese, bread, chocolate and everything else I like!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Apr 2016, 18:15

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
But are all things, ahem, now functioning as they should? And no pictures please!
Quite right, you know how pictures of a glass of single malt make him thirsty...

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