Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm getting some very good ideas for tracks for tomorrow's programme. Should be a cracker.

And BTW in my BBC time Anita Harris kissed me. She talks about it till this day.

So, Sir Merv, what wacky tracks did you play yesterday?

[Stephen]

Kept your knighthood quiet Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm getting some very good ideas for tracks for tomorrow's programme. Should be a cracker.

And BTW in my BBC time Anita Harris kissed me. She talks about it till this day.

So, Sir Merv, what wacky tracks did you play yesterday?

Wackiest we managed was a new version of The Sound of Silence by a US rock band called Disturbed. Oh and a quick dollop of pan pipes. An eclectic show.

Kept your knighthood quiet Merv

Don't like to brag Stephen.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Not any more - it's the East Riding again.

[Silver_Shiney]

Wackiest we managed was a new version of The Sound of Silence by a US rock band called Disturbed. Oh and a quick dollop of pan pipes. An eclectic show.

So much for the ideas we all gave you yesterday

How about playing David Frost's soliloque on the Unknown Soldier and, at the end, when the anonymous warrior is about to identify himself, play Fire by Arthur Brown?

Kenny Everett's jingles are sadly missed.

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's in the same vein as Roaring Jelly's "Poor little turkey", a neglected Christmas classic

[Not so ancient mariner]

Kenny Everett's jingles are sadly missed.

They were all in the best possible taste...........!

[Stephen]

Not looking good at the moment for Ronnie. Hopefully he can turn things around tomorrow night.

http://livescores.worldsnookerdata.com/ ... ampionship

[Silver_Shiney]

Kenny Everett's jingles are sadly missed.

They were all in the best possible taste...........!

"Sir, would you be interested in a taste test?"

"Oh yes please!"

"Please try glass A"

"Thank you" glug glug glug "Mmm, delicious!"

"Now try glass B"

"Thank you" glug glu choke gasp choke... thump

"So there you have it, folks, glass B contained poison"

[Stephen]

For all you Kenney Everett fans.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_ ... nie+everat

[towny44]

This thread has totally lost its raison d'etre ( see I can be a good European sometimes), so to put it back on track might I just say that as ever you find me, your glorious leader, way out in front as usual.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, for a few hours anyway. The days shift is now here, so off you go for some breakfast.

[Silver_Shiney]

Towny, you may be ahead of the rest of the pack but you're miles behind your true leaders

[Not so ancient mariner]

Whereas you are al least somewhere near the front

[Silver_Shiney]

Quite right, No2 to be precise, unless our resident DJ is having a break

[Stephen]

Morning losers

[towny44]

There seems to be quite a bit of noise from the back of the queue today, please show some respect for your leader while I try to multi task whilst out front.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Raspberries!

[towny44]

I heard that!!!

[qbman1]

This thread has totally lost its raison d'etre ( see I can be a good European sometimes), so to put it back on track might I just say that as ever you find me, your glorious leader, way out in front as usual.

Personally, I prefer sultanas

[Stephen]

Black olives work for me

[qbman1]

Not so good in a bread & butter pudding !!

[Stephen]

Sounds like you've tried it

[qbman1]

No, but it is good with marmalade

[Silver_Shiney]

olives and marmalade?