Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Find out what people really think of for before you're gone. Then you can take them out of the will.

[Manoverboard]

…. and charge them £50 per entrance ticket.

[Stephen]

…. and charge them £50 per entrance ticket.

A £100 at least Moby, and bring your own booze

[Ray B]

What about OAP Discounts?

[Stephen]

Ticket price rockets up for them as they're a higher risk. I don't want one of them croaking it to the Hokey Cokey and taking the limelight away from me.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Dangerous when any OAP starts shaking it all about

[towny44]

Ticket price rockets up for them as they're a higher risk. I don't want one of them croaking it to the Hokey Cokey and taking the limelight away from me.

Are you planning to have your wake on the Britannia or Iona?

[Stephen]

Dangerous when any OAP starts shaking it all about

Especially if attached to a bag

[Stephen]

Ticket price rockets up for them as they're a higher risk. I don't want one of them croaking it to the Hokey Cokey and taking the limelight away from me.

Are you planning to have your wake on the Britannia or Iona?

Depends who's paying

[Ray B]

I know someone who will not be paying as his wallet is said to be locked solid, mentioning no names.

[Stephen]

I know someone who will not be paying as his wallet is said to be locked solid, mentioning no names.

And some. It would take boffins of the highest calibre to get it open

[Ray B]

Yes, I suppose you are correct there Stephen, but that's enough about you, let's get back to the weather. Absolutely peeing it down and has been for a few hours

[Stephen]

Same here Ray although it's now stopped for the time being and making a half hearted attempt to brighten up. The weather that is, not me.

Off up to London today which I'm not looking forward to.

[Ray B]

Good luck, have not been up to the 'Big Smoke' now for more than ten years.

[Stephen]

I haven't been up there for at least twenty years. Home now thank god. Some nutter muslim on the tube was using every foul word in the book at everyone.

I was supposed to return back there tomorrow but the hospital tests I was supposed to have didn't go to plan.

[Ray B]

I do hope things turn out well for you Stephen, chin up old boy.

[Stephen]

Thanks Ray

[Ray B]

It was nice to see the sun rise above the City about ten to eight this morning after being missing for most of the week.

[Stephen]

Clear blue sky here at Costa Maldon. Bloomin cold though.

[towny44]

It's clear blue skies just about everywhere today Stephen, not just in the Essex mud flats.

[Stephen]

It's clear blue skies just about everywhere today Stephen, not just in the Essex mud flats.

MUD I'll have you know any flats around here are built with good old bricks.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Blimey. Costa Del Maldon is on the telly. And it's not even Crimewatch

[Ray B]

Hung on well but not well enough.

[Stephen]

Blimey. Costa Del Maldon is on the telly. And it's not even Crimewatch

[Stephen]

Hung on well but not well enough.

Not being a football fan I take it we lost. The match was played just down the road from us. Couldn't have been many supporters as we didn't hear a thing.