Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Been lovely all day here. Forecast cooler and good chance of wet tomorrow. Any outside jobs tomorrow Trish can do them.

[Ray B]

What a lovely gesture to include Trish in things about the house.

[Stephen]

Beautiful day today. Full sun right up to 7pm.

BBQ and rib eye steak is on the menu today

[towny44]

Everyone round to Stephen's for a boozy BBQ.

[Manoverboard]

I would expect to have marinated 28 day aged prime fillet steak with slices of Stilton Cheese and to examine the sealed brioche bun before I go anywhere near it ... and no salad stuffs on mine if you would be so kind. A class award bottle of Chateauneuf De Pape would be entirely acceptable served in crystal glass naturally. For pud we would both like a Raspberry and White Chocolate Roulade.

What time should we arrive, please ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

You do realise this is Stephen we're talking about?

[Stephen]

I would expect to have marinated 28 day aged prime fillet steak with slices of Stilton Cheese and to examine the sealed brioche bun before I go anywhere near it ... and no salad stuffs on mine if you would be so kind. A class award bottle of Chateauneuf De Pape would be entirely acceptable served in crystal glass naturally. For pud we would both like a Raspberry and White Chocolate Roulade.

What time should we arrive, please ?

In that case you can F off

[Stephen]

You do realise this is Stephen we're talking about?

Thanks for putting him straight Merv. Some people take the pi**

[Stephen]

Everyone round to Stephen's for a boozy BBQ.

Your welcome anytime John. Leave the rest of the North at home though please. We have house prices to think about

[Ray B]

You do realise this is Stephen we're talking about?

Thanks for putting him straight Merv. Some people take the pi**

If that is the quality of the wine then I will pass on that.

[Stephen]

You do realise this is Stephen we're talking about?

Thanks for putting him straight Merv. Some people take the pi**

If that is the quality of the wine then I will pass on that.

When I said bring a bottle ....that's not quite what I had in mind

[Manoverboard]

You do realise this is Stephen we're talking about?

Well yes but, well ....

[Stephen]

I shall be cooking on charcoal today and will be firing up soon. Get yer skates on if you want a feast to remember. £30 a ticket

[towny44]

I shall be cooking on charcoal today and will be firing up soon. Get yer skates on if you want a feast to remember. £30 a ticket

If you're going to be running this as a business, should I bring my friendly tax inspector along as well?

[Ray B]

There was more smoke as Stephen made an exit than there was coming from the BBQ.

[Manoverboard]

That wasn't an exit, he was chasing somebody who hadn't left him a tip

[Mervyn and Trish]

If you're going to be running this as a business, should I bring my friendly tax inspector along as well?

Shouldn't that be in the oxymoron topic?

[towny44]

If you're going to be running this as a business, should I bring my friendly tax inspector along as well?

Shouldn't that be in the oxymoron topic?

Probably. ò

[Stephen]

I shall be cooking on charcoal today and will be firing up soon. Get yer skates on if you want a feast to remember. £30 a ticket

If you're going to be running this as a business, should I bring my friendly tax inspector along as well?

There's no need for that sort of language John

[Ray B]

With a bit of luck we may get some usable rain in the next 24 hours, then it looks to be getting warm again.

[Manoverboard]

Lets hope so as I have spent time scarifying and weed/feed ing our front lawns

[Stephen]

Took deliver of a sprinkler yesterday. No sooner had I tested it it started raining.

Wet and cold today with a high of 8deg.

[Manoverboard]

Lots of lovely light rain at the moment, I will keep looking out for the black bits as the moss meets its end.

[Ray B]

Lots of lovely light rain at the moment, I will keep looking out for the black bits as the moss meets its end.

Just what you wanted Moby, also this should help the spring sown crops in the fields that were desperately in need of rain.
Remember 2 months ago, everywhere was a swamp with all the rain. Nature.

[Manoverboard]

Just what you wanted Moby, also this should help the spring sown crops in the fields that were desperately in need of rain.
Remember 2 months ago, everywhere was a swamp with all the rain. Nature.

Can you possibly get hold of whoever is in charge of the rain and ask them to turn it off cos we now have half a ton of cherry blossom on our driveway