Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

You certainly like to keep abreast of things!!

[HK phooey]

NO! Not again notso or else.

[qbman1]

This should be a good spectator sport....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Quite uplifting really..............

[qbman1]

Get stuck in there Floosie !!!

[HK phooey]

Ok notso, I've gone out of my way to be nice to you as you are still cutting your teeth on LOTP but I won't stand by and let you turn this highly intelligent and competitive thread into a daily titfest. I'm sure Cubie and the other morons will lend you a copy of their Sun so you can have a good ogle and a phwoar! moment as you chmp on your lunchtime sandwich - I'll bet a pound you're a cheese and pickle man with mug of stewed Yorkshire tea. Now, you've been warned so behave

[qbman1]

Gooo on gal, get in there !

[Silver_Shiney]

while you lot are lowering the tone of the place, I'll just slip into the lead.

[qbman1]

She started it !

[HK phooey]

You sit down and be quiet shiny chap. ooh Cubie, I forgot to tell you where the old bat is. When he phoned this morning for his sales tips he let slip that he's going on a shopping trip for the new batcave to buy chintz. Chintz! FGS somebody drag him into the 21st century please

[Silver_Shiney]

I am sitting down and I am being quiet.

I'm also being in the lead.

[HK phooey]

Stop waving at me, my neck hurts and that isn't helping.

[Silver_Shiney]

They do say that those who HAVE a pain in the neck ARE.....

[Not so ancient mariner]

For lunch I am partial to cheese & onion (preferably toasted), and I do like Yorkshire tea, but not stewed. I also tend to have a piece of fruit e.g. an orange or apple, but what I like most is a really nice pear.

[qbman1]

Nice and juicy, of course ?!

[HK phooey]

Right notso, there is a poster on here called Romig who has a cruise or two every year and on each cruise has a photo taken of his large white, naked a*se. Try to slip one more boob reference in here and they'll be in your inbox quicker than the furball can shout 'nurse'.

[qbman1]

Quick, the screens.......!

[Silver_Shiney]

The question has to be asked, HK - why are you collecting those photographs?

[HK phooey]

Blackmail purposes of course shiny one.

[qbman1]

The question has to be asked, HK - why are you collecting those photographs?

She has a thing about Romig - he bought 3 keyrings last year - 75% of her total turnover

[Silver_Shiney]

As I've always said, it's not who you know, it's not what you know, it's what you know about them

[HK phooey]

Shut it furball. R was the lucky recipient of one of my much sought after buddha keyrings this week. He siad it was the best birthday present he has ever had ever ever.

[Silver_Shiney]

He obviously needs to get out more

[HK phooey]

Why would he want to go out when he can stay in and admire his beautiful keyring?

[Silver_Shiney]

lunchbreak over, back to my pile of scanning.....