Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Scanning piles ? Sounds like a fun afternoon

[Not so ancient mariner]

It's the same in any job. You start at the bottom & work up.

[qbman1]

Probably just in it for the crack

[Silver_Shiney]

Ah good, they've all cleared off. I'll just proclaim myself the winner then, seeing as there's been no action since lunchtime.

[Not so ancient mariner]

It was HKP complaining about my taste in fruit to have at lunchtime. What's wrong with a nice Conference? I could have understood it if I had been taking about melons!


Oh, look - I'm back in the lead.

[The Tinker]

And now its after dinner so the lead is back in its rightful place.

[Silver_Shiney]

No, it's BEFORE dinner, but you're right about where the lead is.

[Dark Knight]

I am having dinner and your rightful leader

so off you all pop and eat something

[The Tinker]

Just ate a 'honeycomb' chocolate finger (imo don't waste your money) and now I reign supreme.

[Not so ancient mariner]

You did (briefly)

[The Tinker]

And once again notso you are the runner up

[Dark Knight]

err so are you

[The Tinker]

Dont you have packing to do DK? All those underpants and tights need to be carefully stored for your move.

[Silver_Shiney]

all signed, sealed and delivered, DK? Got a date yet?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning all. A grand weekend awaits.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Oh, and I wonder if DK has seen this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22805748

[qbman1]

Morning girlies. My turn to claim the glittering prize. I hear the trophy is to be Carol's shiny P&O handbag (last seen at the Azura naming ceremony), mounted on a presentation plinth

[Not so ancient mariner]

but it's not your name that will be on it........

[qbman1]

I think you will find that it is AM - so sorry to disillusion you

[Not so ancient mariner]

I think you will find that it is AM

Indeed - my point exactly!!

[qbman1]

I see you have a variant of selective hearing - "selective seeing"

Poor lamb - keep taking the tablets

[Not so ancient mariner]

It may not be what you meant - but it is what you wrote. The missing comma makes all the difference.

A.P.E.Dant

[qbman1]

I'm a tad nervous of using punctuation around here - too many have a penchant for greengrocer's apostrophe's

[Not so ancient mariner]

I can never understand why people use them either

[Dark Knight]

morning loooosers

notso, I have been using inbuilt sonar for years or a ******** detector as I call it