Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

This gets more like an episode of Twin Peaks (steady notso) every day. I'm very busy doing busy and important things like buying a new iron today so you losers will have to mange without me. Dry those tears Cubie, I'll pop back later

How can we have mange without you, dearest ?

Isn't mange OBF's department? Not that I would wish that on anyone.

[qbman1]

There's such a menagerie around here I am afraid the mange might spread like wildfire now the Tat Seller has introduced it

[Silver_Shiney]

There's such a menagerie around here I am afraid the mange might spread like wildfire now the Tat Seller has introduced it

she should have stuck with the fat-boy keyrings....

[qbman1]

Seems Romig snapped all those up so she is looking to diversify

[Silver_Shiney]

I could give her a discount on our natty little torch key-rings...

[qbman1]

Haven't you got some scanning to do ?!

[Silver_Shiney]

Yes, but I'm having a lunch break

[qbman1]

You sure know how to live - scanning, stalking Koreans, fish paste sandwich......it's all go

[Silver_Shiney]

eh? where did the fish-paste sandwich come into it? As it happened, I did have a slice of salmon quiche today, made by my daughter's fair hand.

Don't knock the Koreans - they spent over £200 on the bookstall yesterday!

[Silver_Shiney]

oh, and just for variety, I've got the bank account statements to reconcile!

[qbman1]

Rather you than me - I couldn't handle the excitement

Sorry about the fish paste sandwich slur - I thought Batty had turned up for a minute. That's his standard fare

[HK phooey]

Old batty boy has been conspicuous by his absence recently. I reckon he's had his final warning for shirking while he's supposed to be flogging his sex toys.

[qbman1]

I think he said he had a week off so he's probably comatose in Wetherspoons after necking 3 halves of lager shandy and a jumbo bag of pork scratchings at dinner time

[Mariner Mike]

All is explained if Batty is taking time - I thought things had seemed very civilised and amicable since I came back to take the lead

[Not so ancient mariner]

It didn't last long though............!

[qbman1]

All is explained if Batty is taking time - I thought things had seemed very civilised and amicable since I came back to take the lead

They don't do civilised in Derby - and he'll go completely feral once he gets to 'Ull

[Not so ancient mariner]

.. if he doesn't get his assets frozen the first winter there.

[qbman1]

Rather him than me - he'll have icicles on his icicles !

[Dark Knight]

Oi muppets

be nice or next time I move, it could be next door to one of you lot
as you seem so interested in my whereabouts, I have been out and about doing proper work
not scanning, not selling TAT to gullible germans and not poncing around in a basque pretending to be Fanny Haddock

now sod off and leave me to my rightful spoils for being victorious in this farrago

happy now??

[qbman1]

Is that Nigel Farrago to whom you refer ?

Never happy - we go cruising !

[Dark Knight]

ey up Furry one

when and where are you cruising next, I could read back but cant be arsed

[qbman1]

3 weeks from Sunday - Arcadia to Iceland and t'fjords. It's me birfday don't you know

[Not so ancient mariner]

We're only jealous!

[Dark Knight]

oooh Very nice
I really want to do Iceland and Greenland....report back dear chap and let me know if it a must do
and Appy Birfday

[The Tinker]

We have been on a cruise to iceland and the fjords and also ireland - didnt go to greenland but apparently there is nothing much there. It was one of my most favourite cruises and would definitely do it again in the distant future. Actually found iceland more interesting than the fjords - once you've seen one they are all much the same and a day in Dublin and Cobh was the icing on the cake.
Am going to the fjords just for a week next week and am kind of regretting booking it as normally go for 14 nights plus but this was the only date that fitted our 30th wedding anniversary - never mind a good excuse to book another one soon.