Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

SS
You are far too nice to win this, you need to develop an edge dear fellow

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm only here for the beer, DK...

[Dark Knight]

Who's buying?....mines a pint

[Silver_Shiney]

Dunno, but you'll have to have mine if meine host turns up, I've got to get back to work.

Later!

[qbman1]

A scanner's work is never done !

[Dark Knight]

Now then , Now then.
we have had thunder, lightning and raindrops the size of golf balls in Derby, methinks it is a sign of the coming apocalypse, due to me moving next week. Also it look like midnight out there
I am keeping a look out for 4 blokes on horses prancing about the place and then we are well and truly boned

[HK phooey]

Afternoon wastrels and thanks for the weather report Batty Fish. If you lived at the right end of the country you'd get to see the sun now and again.

[qbman1]

Pots and kettles, Floosie. It was only the other day that you were bemoaning the fact that it was particularly moist down your way

[HK phooey]

Go and have some catnip and stop pot/kettling me you old furball.

[qbman1]

Happy and jolly as ever, I see. Has beastly Johnny Foreigner been upsetting you again ?!

[Dark Knight]

Just when it was all civilised and pleasant on here, convict 666 gets an hour on the prison computer and starts gobbin off

there should be a rule which says convicted fellons, aren't allowed to post

[HK phooey]

Cubie, like the shiny chap, I fear I am just too nice to win this. I have not been at the keyring emporium today so up your bum.

[Dark Knight]

point proven

[HK phooey]

Go to Hull

[Dark Knight]

coming from you that is almost a compliment, I was expecting a F off ,at the very least least

[qbman1]

Go to Hull

He can't get in - the pickets are out

[Dark Knight]

There will be a ticker tape parade in Hull on Tuesday, starting at the junction of the M18M62 and culminating with a firework display to rival the olympics and a street party to shame a royal wedding, when I arrive at my new executive dwelling

so sod off

[HK phooey]

I'm sure all that will be going on...in Derby to celebrate your departure.

[Dark Knight]

nope
there will be a funereal procession to rival the death of an east end gangster following me up the A38 to the M1, followed by a tearful farewell from the housewives of Derby as I pack up me wares and head North

Luckily I will be even further from the septic isle, so less likely to be contaminated

[qbman1]

Do they still have plague pits in 'Ull ?

[Dark Knight]

QB
keep up Maggie closed all the pits years ago

[Mariner Mike]

So you'll only be plagued by the locals then

[qbman1]

T'other way round MM - it's the locals who need to fret

[Mariner Mike]

Especially 'Umberside 'Ousewives on quiet afternoons

[qbman1]

To be honest, they might be glad of a diversion from all those mucky miners pawing them around !!