Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

Not sure if it will manage to sail down the Somerset Levels but watch this space

It depends if the rain is as bad as forecast!

[Dark Knight]

AHH HK...you are a paragon of virtue,
me I don't have a desperate need to prove I am either well off or an overwhelming desire to be well liked by middle England, or to try to prove I am some well educated, worldy wise, know all who tries to make out they are clever, I am happy in my own skin and don't have any need to prove anything

[The Tinker]

It all depends if you snore QB - and you would have to share with my cat Scooby - she sleeps in the middle and must have the majority of the quilt.

[The Tinker]

Hi you two plastic tat sellers - why not have a career change and come and join my 'sh*t shovellers'.
You two would both fit in nicely.

[HK phooey]

Thank you for acknowledging that I am indeed a paragon of virtue, it means so much. Now, go and flog some plastic to the bored housewives of northernland and leave me to my trophy.

Oi Tinks don't you start!

[Dark Knight]

Tink
thanks for the kind invite, but if it means moving darn saff, to the overpriced houses and crime capital of europe or it's envorons, I would rather remove my eyeballs with tweezers

[qbman1]

No crime oop norf then ? Did you not see the news last night ?!

[HK phooey]

Quick Cubie, talk about flower arranging or the bingo would you, the bat's about to spontaneously combust!

[Dark Knight]

no I did not, was it the usual doom and gloom and tabloid sensationalism? or did they actually report something meaningful?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Quick Cubie, talk about flower arranging or the bingo would you, the bat's about to spontaneously combust!

Fireballs and Furballs - what a combination!!

[HK phooey]

Notso, everything has to come down to body parts with you doesn't it?

[Dark Knight]

HK
let me explain it simply...........it is all an act, which means that I do it to cause an effect, it is not real and it is made up
most of my angry posts are written whilst I PMSL at the response I know it will get from the chattering classes on here

so once again , it is not real, it is made up and I do it for effect....honestly even a 12 year old could understand that

[HK phooey]

Calm down you old bat

[Dark Knight]

Guffaw

silly Moo

[Not so ancient mariner]

Notso, everything has to come down to body parts with you doesn't it?

My dear, Your thoughts are coloured by previous conversations, and you are reading things into this post that are not there.

spontaneous combustion = conflagration = Fireball

Cat = furball (though ours are usually called furBAGS)

However, if you so wish.........................................!

[qbman1]

As ever....the voice of reason !

[Dark Knight]

its all balls on here anyway...be they fire or fur

[qbman1]

How about Great....., Golden....., Foot....., Disco..... or any others you can think of

[Dark Knight]

base
cricket
rugby
tennis

[HK phooey]

I've just had a shock. Somebody has bought one of my buddhas in a snow globe!

[Dark Knight]

proves there is one born every minute....mug

[qbman1]

Didn't know Romig was visiting the septic isle again

[Dark Knight]

he has not been back since his forst and only visit....funny that

[qbman1]

Probably all seemed a bit primitive after the highlights of 'Uddersfield

[Dark Knight]

more likely he didnt want to have all the inoculations again just to buy a TATTY keyring