Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Typical, I really fancy a chat about runner beans tonight and there's no sod qualified

[Dark Knight]

apparently they do their best work up against a wall ,as well

[Silver_Shiney]

Typical, I really fancy a chat about runner beans tonight and there's no sod qualified

they grow better in open soil, rather than in sods.

[HK phooey]

Shiny chap, shouldn't you be bidding on useless stuff on the tele?

[Silver_Shiney]

why on earth should I, dear heart, when I can pop over to the prison isle and give my custom to your own emporium?

[HK phooey]

Why oh why must you fall in with this prison isle nonsense spouted by the old bat? He's a former brummie now living up north, most of his rellies are probably behind bars

[Silver_Shiney]

Why oh why must you fall in with this prison isle nonsense

It helps to pass the time!

[Dark Knight]

I will have you know convict, my older sibling is a judge, so has probably sent most of you neighbours over to you

[HK phooey]

What. a real judge? I thought she was a brummie rapper called judge

[Silver_Shiney]

some of my best Brummies are friends....

[Dark Knight]

HK
yes a proper judge, who sends crims and IOW residents to jail

[Silver_Shiney]

now, if we were to cut off all ferry routes and shut down the marinas, we could make the IoW a true prison island

[Dark Knight]

ssshhhh
it is the pipeline, the Crown prosecution service have got the backing of the government, to lump all the dregs of society together in Shanklin and whoever survives gets a free pardon

[Silver_Shiney]

just think of the royalties to be gained from the UK's own version of an "Escape from New York" reboot!

[Dark Knight]

it is going to replace all the crap reality tv programmes and you can vote as to who has to stay in rather than who gets let out, that is seen as a much harsher punishment apparently

[Silver_Shiney]

it is going to replace all the crap reality tv programmes and you can vote as to who has to stay in rather than who gets let out, that is seen as a much harsher punishment apparently

HK, how much is it worth to you for me not to vote for you then?

[Ray B]

Sweep out the dross and put the one and only back in the lead, that's me.

Ray

[Silver_Shiney]

thank you for sweeping away the dross, Ray, much appreciated

[Dark Knight]

are you bringing you work home with you Ray
you know you can leave you work tools at work?

[The Tinker]

Right i am safely home from the 'orrible city and, obviously did not miss anything. Have a slight problem in that the old neighbours think its fun to buy a caravan at the coast and want to come and visit - thought we had seen the last of them!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all......

Batty, your computer isn't working that well, as it thinks you are still in Derby

Alan, you won't get lonely, Cubie is back 3 days before I go.

HK, what do you want to know about runner beans - some recipes perhaps?

[Dark Knight]

Notso
why does my lappy think it is in Derby, I am fairly sure I am sat in Hull, do I need to change me location thing

[Not so ancient mariner]

Notso
why does my lappy think it is in Derby, I am fairly sure I am sat in Hull, do I need to change me location thing

It looks like you just have

[Silver_Shiney]

wouldn't it just have been easier to move back to Derby?

[Not so ancient mariner]

wouldn't it just have been easier to move back to Derby?

...but a lot more expensive - and he's in Yorkshire now, and you know how they just love spending money