Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

May be , I am off for a wet . Evening all.

Ray

[Silver_Shiney]

You buying?

[The Tinker]

Typical men - off down the pub again. You will all be crying into your beer as I lift the trophy

[Silver_Shiney]

no chance - we've superglued it to the podium to stop usurpers doing that

[welshynurse]

no chance - we've superglued it to the podium to stop usurpers doing that

Is that like the time you superglued the hob to itself

[Not so ancient mariner]

Is that like the time you superglued the hob to itself

Are you sure you are not treading on dangerous ground here?

[Silver_Shiney]

Is that like the time you superglued the hob to itself

Are you sure you are not treading on dangerous ground here?

Now you know what I've had to put up with for the last many years.....

[The Tinker]

Please tell more welshy - we would love to know the reasoning behind supergluing the hob

[Silver_Shiney]

Please tell more welshy - we would love to know the reasoning behind supergluing the hob

The very corner of our ceramic hob broke off. I tried to superglue it back on by applying a small amount of the glue to the broken-off piece. Unfortunately, the glue spilled round to the "top", it slipped out of my fingers and landed in the middle of the hob, where the glue worked as advertised. Fortunately, while superglue has immense tensile strength, it has poor shear strength, so a judicial knock from the side freed it. It is now glued back in its proper place.

[The Tinker]

Oh dear - it could have been worse - my friend asked her OH to put her eye drops in - you guessed it, he put superglue in by mistake! Very painful!

[qbman1]

Such fun !

[Ray B]

As you all seem to be stuck with superglue I will take the prize for winning.
I am not coasting it this week so will be keeping a watch on what you lot get up to, thats if it don't send me to sleep.

Ray

[Mariner Mike]

Hope you're dozing nicely then while I take the lead Ray

[Not so ancient mariner]

Hope you're dozing nicely then while I take the lead Ray

Ray might be dozing, but I'm not!

[Silver_Shiney]

Neither is your beloved leader

Good afternoon, men and menaces (sorry, menesses)

[Mariner Mike]

Well I was but now I've woken up again

[Silver_Shiney]

You're not missing anything, Mike, just the usual hangers-on trying to usurp my rightful place. Go back to sleep, my friend.

[Mariner Mike]

How could I do that and leave you all lonely - you may be attacked by a bat, or a cat, or a tat seller

[Silver_Shiney]

OH, never fear, dear sir, I'm big enough and ugly enough to call for Tinker to come and aid me.

[HK phooey]

I've never had a mishap with superglue which is one of the many reasons why I am the winner.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Neither is your beloved leader

Good afternoon, men and menaces (sorry, menesses)

Beloved Leader??

Delusions of being Kim Wrong 'Un, I fear

[HK phooey]

Hello notso old bean? Have I won you over yet with my grooming techniques? The old furball was very jealous of my love of your review.

[Silver_Shiney]

One of many reasons? There may possibly be one or two reasons why you think you may stand a remote chance of winning, but they are all outweighed by the buddha keyrings

[HK phooey]

What's wrong with a buddha keyring shiny chap. I won't be sending you one in case you glue it to your bonce.

[Silver_Shiney]

Thank you for the thought, dear heart, but I'm peddling shiny blue torch keyrings. Far more practical!