Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

No, in fact I had a very pleasant and quiet night in, home alone, but I must have slept heavily and my back is a bit iffy, I think from humping all the equipment in and out of the flower demo on Tuesday. The title we did this week involves quite a few heavy items. Not expecting any sympathy around here, though but thanks for asking

[Not so ancient mariner]

Too much humping is bound to be bad for you at your age!!

Be alert; - your country needs lerts!!

[qbman1]

Just woken up, have we ?

[Not so ancient mariner]

The cheek of it!! My first post this morning was at 07.40, I have been at work since 08.30, and now it is nosebag time.

[HK phooey]

Ok calm down everybody I'm here. Cubie, try wearing a corset.

[qbman1]

What do you think I am planning to do - take up burlesque ?

[HK phooey]

Burlesque bingo would be right up your street.

[Not so ancient mariner]

The voice of experience talking??

[qbman1]

You could be onto something there - 200 old biddys in basques and suspenders would certainly make the front page of the local paper !

[Silver_Shiney]

Too much humping is bound to be bad for you at your age!!

Be alert; - your country needs lerts!!

Be aloof - we have enough lerts

[Silver_Shiney]

You could be onto something there - 200 old biddys in basques and suspenders would certainly make the front page of the local paper !

Not while I'm having my lunch, please. (Or any other time for that matter!)

[qbman1]

Too much humping is bound to be bad for you at your age!!

Be alert; - your country needs lerts!!

Be aloof - we have enough lerts

How are you two settling in at the kindergarten ?

[Silver_Shiney]

No, no, no, we're not "settling in", we're setting it up - in readiness for you lot (ie Cat, Bat and Tat)

[qbman1]

Ah well, I am sure it will be better than my last holiday home where we were forced to wear dayglo orange boiler suits !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Cubie, You didn't tell us you had been to Cuba...

[HK phooey]

I'm not sure you lot are entirely well.

[Silver_Shiney]

I could ask if that's where the "git" in 'Gitmo Bay' comes from but that could be construed as very rude so I won't....

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm not sure you lot are entirely well.

We're all on top form, dear lady, although I can't speak for the Bat, who seems to have gone AWOL

[qbman1]

...probably hanging upside down in a remote gent's lavatory just off the A1

[HK phooey]

He's having his perm done today, didn't he tell you?

[Silver_Shiney]

...probably hanging upside down in a remote gent's lavatory just off the A1

as long as he doesn't make a cottage industry of it....

[qbman1]

My, my, we are sharp today....take care not to cut something off

[Dark Knight]

hello care in the coomunity cases
contrary to the fabrications of the drunk, menopausal shop girl, I have a mullet not a perm
and I have been out and about selling quality merchandise to the lonely and , it has to saID, very grateful house wives of Warrington, unlike the TAT seller who has sold jacks..t all year and is now living of hand outs from the tramps on the IOW

Also I have won

[Silver_Shiney]

I thought mullets went out with the Ark?

[qbman1]

No, they went out IN it - two red ones and two grey ones