Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

and a thick lipped one

or should that be thick skinned?

[qbman1]

You need plenty of that around here !

[Dark Knight]

good job I have a good sense of humour or else one or two on here might be getting a cyber slap for being lippy

[qbman1]

I was watching an old episode of Coast last night - they were poncing about on teh Septic Sile and then on the cliffs up your way. Looks like your new 'ouse will be disappearing into the North Sea any time soon

[Not so ancient mariner]

No, they went out IN it - two red ones and two grey ones

Are you sure they didn't just swim alongside?

[Dark Knight]

NOTSO
Any student of the biblical texts knows it says the walked in 2 by 2

honestly what school did you go to....reform school

[qbman1]

Dunno, but I think he said it was approved....

[Dark Knight]

sounds about right

[qbman1]

Managed to bite my lip and not pitch into the current smoking thread but the first one to mention the birch gets a gold star !

[Dark Knight]

its the usual forum baiting drivel from the facist anti smoker
hopefully it will stay civil and turn into a decent thread, now he is on his cruise

[Not so ancient mariner]

NOTSO
Any student of the biblical texts knows it says the walked in 2 by 2

honestly what school did you go to....reform school

It must have been a good one - it was government approved

[Silver_Shiney]

NOTSO
Any student of the biblical texts knows it says the walked in 2 by 2

honestly what school did you go to....reform school

the natural habitat of a fish is... water, so there was no need for them to book a cruise with Noah

[Silver_Shiney]

Managed to bite my lip and not pitch into the current smoking thread but the first one to mention the birch gets a gold star !

We had tree surgeons at work the other day cutting down a dead birch.

Can I have my gold star now please?

[Dark Knight]

Gold star?
what for?
watching some bloke pruning the deadwood

[Not so ancient mariner]

Gold star?
what for?
watching some bloke pruning the deadwood

Not mentioning any names, but he would be useful on this forum

[Dark Knight]

he would be over worked and underpaid on here

[Not so ancient mariner]

he would be over worked and underpaid on here

I believe his name is Ko-Ko..... and he's got a little list!!

[Dark Knight]

little ?
it would be a mile long

[The Tinker]

Well I can see I haven't missed anything this week on here - you lot are obviously not getting your leg over enough and seem to be fantasising a lot about trees and gardeners world?

Cubie - your kind invitation for a threesome with HK has to be declined -I haven't joined the 'swingers' set yet! AND if I find out HK has visited - your courgettes will be cut off with a very sharp knife!

Also - I have won won won won won won won won.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well I can see I haven't missed anything this week on here - you lot are obviously not getting your leg over enough and seem to be fantasising a lot about trees and gardeners world?

Cubie - your kind invitation for a threesome with HK has to be declined -I haven't joined the 'swingers' set yet! AND if I find out HK has visited - your courgettes will be cut off with a very sharp knife!

Also - I have won won won won won won won won.

It must be the pampas grass in the front garden that confused him.

[The Tinker]

Swingers keep heavy white rocks stored on their front porches. When it's time for a party, they lug them to the edge of the lawn. It's very common for the wife of an absent-minded swinger to ask just before the party begins, "Dear, did you get your rocks off yet?"

I wonder how many of you have large white rocks outside your front door

[Not so ancient mariner]

Swingers keep heavy white rocks stored on their front porches. When it's time for a party, they lug them to the edge of the lawn. It's very common for the wife of an absent-minded swinger to ask just before the party begins, "Dear, did you get your rocks off yet?"

I wonder how many of you have large white rocks outside your front door

Not me: but when working for the post office one Christmas, one of the houses on my walk had a large flat rock by the front door. On this was written "Please turn me over". If you were daft enough to do so, on the other side you found "Thanks, that feels much better".

The world loves a comedian!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning HK. It looks like everyone else is having a lie-in!

[HK phooey]

Shhhh Notso I'm having a lie in. I see Tinks is well jel about Cubie's love for me

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning HK. It looks like everyone else is having a lie-in!

Not me, squire, just got back from a retail therapy trip to Cribbs!