Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Yep, our very favourite Wally !

[HK phooey]

Notso, I'm sure it applies to you too

[HK phooey]

Where's the old bat, I was hoping for a birthday poem?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Off multi-tasking somewhere no doubt.

[HK phooey]

Eating a burger whilst he plays on Facebook you mean Merv?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Probably still looking at cars before deciding which one he will get.

[HK phooey]

Oh God no, not another boring car debate! Who cares, just get a nice colour.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Can you imagine Batty in a pink car????? Somehow I think not.

[HK phooey]

Yes I can Notso.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Match his eyes. Anyway I thought he was definitely having a Reliant Robin.

[Silver_Shiney]

Yes I did Cubie, I zipped up my special jacket and had a nice rest. Did you miss me?

Is that the one with the buttons up the back and the extra-long sleeves?

[Silver_Shiney]

Can you imagine Batty in a pink car????? Somehow I think not.

Why not? After all, he seemed to be quite knowledgeable about Campari and similar yesterday.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Women's clothing always has the buttons up the back!

[HK phooey]

Um, no it doesn't Merv. Trish must have been wearing her clothes the wrong way round.

[qbman1]

You must buy the easy-access versions Floosie !

[Manoverboard]

Batty'll be out getting some ' Wally with a Brolly ' posters for the spare bedroom ....

[Mervyn and Trish]

Um, no it doesn't Merv. Trish must have been wearing her clothes the wrong way round.

And there was me trying to defend you in the face of insinuations about strait jackets. No gratitude some people!

[qbman1]

Don't take it to heart, Merv, there's just no pleasing some people - only happy when they're having a good row !

[Dark Knight]

Dear loonies, alkies, inmates and plod

ahh bless you all, you miss me so much, when I am gallivanting that you even talk about me when I am absent
rest assured my little acolytes, all is well with the Dark one and to clear up a few things I have prepared an idiots guide for you all, so you can sleep soundly

1 not yet decided on a car, as it is some way off actually placing the order but the Merc in black or red is a strong contender

2 I googled Campari and Babycham as I am far too young to remember these vile 70's drinks

3 the only correspondence HK receives from me is via my solicitor and the judge, to keep her more than 5 miles from me , at all times

4 multitasking in the modern parlance for working, something most of you either can't or won't do


now if you have any further questions, please keep them to yourselves as I can't be arsed answering them

[qbman1]

1 not yet decided on a car, as it is some way off actually placing the order but the Merc in black or red is a strong contender

Cruising round 'Ull looking like a drug dealer then

[Dark Knight]

QB
I already have a pimp mobile, with the big alloys and body kit and spoilers etc
going for something more restrained next time

[qbman1]

You'll miss the furry dice and the sunstrip with "Kev" and "Princess" on

[Dark Knight]

the merc has blacked out windows and the sunstrip reads Kev and beatch ,actually

the only downside is the merc is a tad understated

[qbman1]

Do you not think a Corvette Stingray might be more in keeping with your new-found status up there ?

[Dark Knight]

a pimped out corsa is more in keeping with round here, the "money" drive range rovers??