Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Can't be bothered to read back to see but I am guessing Berlin so I am sure there are still a few nice bunkers that could accommodate him

[HK phooey]

Hello dodgy dudes. I need some advice, shall I take the dog to the beach or watch Saturday's episode of Casualty? Decisions, decisions.

[qbman1]

Why not take the dog to Casualty - you get the best of both worlds then

[HK phooey]

Good plan Cubie, for those 2 sandwiches short of a picnic. Ok, the beach it is.

[qbman1]

Nice day for it anyway. Is the tide out ?

[Ray B]

QB, are you trying to confuse HK or is that a catch question for HK ?

Ray

[qbman1]

Bless her ! No doubt she will find out if her wellies start to fill with seawater

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just heard on BBC World Service. Germany has declared a state of emergency. Can't think why that is.

[qbman1]

Probably heard that Buddha snowglobes are out of stock !

[Mervyn and Trish]

No I believe it is due to a recent influx of undesirable(s) who managed to evade border controls.

[qbman1]

Do we need to club together to raise a ransom ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

No I think we need to club together to make sure we have enough border staff to ensure the same doesn't happen here.

[Silver_Shiney]

Do we need to club together to raise a ransom ?

I was thinking more of a whip-round to have them keep him......

[qbman1]

Not sure we can afford that much

[Silver_Shiney]

umaybe if HK reduces the price of the snowglobes a little, more people would buy them and she could donate the profits to the cause?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh I don't know. If everyone who supported the idea chipped in 50p we'd soon have several million quid. HK alone should be good for a bob or two to stop the harrassment.

[HK phooey]

I will happily sell my soull to raise money for the Germans to keep hold of the old bat.

[qbman1]

Managed to avoid the quicksand then ?

[Silver_Shiney]

I will happily sell my soull to raise money for the Germans to keep hold of the old bat.

That's a terrible thing to say.

How much is our silence worth?

[Not so ancient mariner]

My wife has just had a phone call from a friend in Gutersloh. In the background she could hear loudspeaker announcements:

Achtung, Achtung, Vorsicht vor der Fledermaus! Achtung, Achtung, Vorsicht vor der Fledermaus!

[Silver_Shiney]

and how is life in BFPO 47?

[Not so ancient mariner]

and how is life in BFPO 47?

Actually she is a native German, who just happens to live in Gutersloh. She was over here for some years, but has now returned to Germany.

[Silver_Shiney]

and how is life in BFPO 47?

Actually she is a native German, who just happens to live in Gutersloh. She was over here for some years, but has now returned to Germany.

Isn't strange what odd details one remembers? I've never been to Gütersloh yet all these years on, I can still remember the base's BFPO number!

[The Tinker]

and how is life in BFPO 47?

Actually she is a native German, who just happens to live in Gutersloh. She was over here for some years, but has now returned to Germany.

Isn't strange what odd details one remembers? I've never been to Gütersloh yet all these years on, I can still remember the base's BFPO number!

Methinks there is more to this story than you are letting on Ratty

[Silver_Shiney]

'fraid not, Tinks. Just idly reminiscing....