Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Not sure it has since 1955 !

I can't remember that far back....

I can remember back as far as 1957, when I was two. Only one or two memories, mind, and a lot of things I have blanked out. However, ask me what I did last night and I'll stare at you blankly....

[HK phooey]

That's the sign of a guilty conscience Roly.Am I still winning, even when I'm suffering unbearable agony? I fully deserve the prize Ithink you'll all agree.

[Silver_Shiney]

Am I still winning, even when I'm suffering unbearable agony? I fully deserve the prize Ithink you'll all agree.

no

[Not so ancient mariner]

That's the sign of a guilty conscience Roly.Am I still winning, even when I'm suffering unbearable agony? I fully deserve the prize Ithink you'll all agree.

I'm sure you deserve something, but I'm struggling to think what.

Just stay off the alcohol or you are likely to be praying to the porcelain goddess.

[Silver_Shiney]

or on the porcelain telephone calling Hughy Blair....

[HK phooey]

Go away, I need to win in case I succumb to my injuries during the night.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Cubie's offering 10-1

[The Tinker]

Go away, I need to win in case I succumb to my injuries during the night.

Obviously hasn't stopped you talking- please keep your gob shut cos I am the Winner.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Go away, I need to win in case I succumb to my injuries during the night.

Obviously hasn't stopped you talking- please keep your gob shut cos I am the Winner.

If I didn't know better, I would have said that was the Bat talking!

[Silver_Shiney]

Go away, I need to win in case I succumb to my injuries during the night.

Obviously hasn't stopped you talking- please keep your gob shut cos I am the Winner.

If I didn't know better, I would have said that was the Bat talking!

Yes, that is most unlady-like of you, Tinks!

[Jan Rosser]

All in bed early tonight are we - just home from the pub - stone cold sober - I was driving - anyway night night all

[Not so ancient mariner]

All in bed early tonight are we - just home from the pub - stone cold sober - I was driving - anyway night night all

Early to bed - early to rise.........makes a boy:

Healthy - yes, generally

Wealthy - well, not exactly
&
Wise - this one's open to debate.

[Dark Knight]

good morning loonies

back from the fatherland after a few days pressing the flesh and eating and drinking

cant be bothered to read back, so if somebody could provide me with a summary, I would be most grateful

[Silver_Shiney]

Welcome back, sir.

HK's had extensive and painful dental surgery, the person who told me your surname has now been banned from the forum, and I conitnue to lead.

[Dark Knight]

SS
thank you sir an accurate summary apart from the last bit
as you know .you were merely keeping my seat warm. whilst I was securing the future of the British economy due to my efforts in the world of commerce

[Silver_Shiney]

SS
thank you sir an accurate summary apart from the last bit
as you know .you were merely keeping my seat warm. whilst I was securing the future of the British economy due to my efforts in the world of commerce

Sir, you are quite correct, the last part of my post was inaccurate. It should, of course, have read "I continue to lead" - as, indeed, I do

[HK phooey]

Indeed you don't shiny one. Where's that flipping Tinks? I've got a custard pie ready for her face!

[Ray B]

waste of a good pie, find something else.

Ray

[Silver_Shiney]

One of my favourite desserts, custard pies. Ray is quite right, please find something else to throw at Tinks (and send the pie over here, please)

[Silver_Shiney]

By the way, HK, how's the face today? Hopefully the pain is easing well off by now.

[Not so ancient mariner]

By the way, HK, how's the face today? Hopefully the pain is easing well off by now.

I am told the 'hamster' look is in fashion on the I.O.W.

[HK phooey]

I'm taking tramadol to prevent me shooting myself. I think I've developed 'dry socket' as it was a traumatic extraction and my platelets don't work properly

[Not so ancient mariner]

Is the Tramadol helping much?

[Ray B]

HK, just eat the custard and stay off the pork crackling for now.

Ray

[Silver_Shiney]

HK, just eat the custard and stay off the pork crackling for now.

Ray

Do me out of a free custard pie would you? Find friend you've turned out to be