Extremely slow

[Stephen]

Glad to see the site is now functioning normally. It’s been extremely slow this afternoon with pages taking an age to load, if at all.

[david63]

Tell me about it. The reason was "server reached MaxRequestWorkers setting"

[Stephen]

Is that the same as gone on strike through lack of coal

[david63]

I think that it was something to do with me trying to feed it some Keefie chocolates

[towny44]

I think that it was something to do with me trying to feed it some Keefie chocolates

You would have expected them to give the computer the runs, not constipation!!!

[david63]

You would have expected them to give the computer the runs, not constipation!!!

But Keffie told me all would be well - I was only doing as instructed

[Onelife]

You would have expected them to give the computer the runs, not constipation!!!

But Keffie told me all would be well - I was only doing as instructed

You’re talking Sh*t David…I told you to put Senna in first

[Stephen]

Sorry to say but it’s not much better this morning.

[oldbluefox]

That's nothing. Think about Keefy and his slow horses.

[Onelife]

That's nothing. Think about Keefy and his slow horses.

I’ve got two faster ones running next Friday

[Portsmouth]

I’ve got two faster ones running next Friday

I'm pretty sure I know the horses you mean....but both seem to be in the same race ( Ascot )

Whatever David did it seems to have worked......seems to be quicker loading now and where I was getting those red notifications by the side of every forum ...after I logged out....it seems everything is back to normal again

[Onelife]

The only thing I'm finding slow is that I'm having to sign in twice to login....No worries...David being my best mate will have it sorted by the morning

[towny44]

What happened yesterday, I had a message saying the site was temporarily down, and only got in now by going in via the back door?

[Stephen]

What happened yesterday, I had a message saying the site was temporarily down, and only got in now by going in via the back door?

I thought that was Onelife’s normal route

[Onelife]

What happened yesterday, I had a message saying the site was temporarily down, and only got in now by going in via the back door?

I thought that was Onelife’s normal route

My best mate David has told me that his door is always open should I have any suggestions on who should get banned

[Stephen]

Site is slow today.

Anyone else noticing?

[Portsmouth]

Yes, took ages to load

[Stephen]

Appears to have speeded up a bit now.
David must have splashed out and put some more coal in the sever .

[david63]

Site is slow today.

Anyone else noticing?

Nope - not noticed anything been running as fast as anything up north

[Stephen]

Site is slow today.

Anyone else noticing?

Nope - not noticed anything been running as fast as anything up north

[Mervyn and Trish]

Very slow earlier but back to normal now. I reckon it was hacked by Iran in retribution for Trump's war.

[Stephen]

If this forum gets much slower I’ll have to get out and push. Pages very slow to open.