Ok, I've finally grown a pair and decided to publish my book, Sicknote Goes Cruising, but here's the deal - obviously, if you read it, I really hope you enjoy it. However, if possible, can you please refrain from the following :
- mentioning to me any of the personal bits, especially those involving the blow up doll (or dolls) on my balcony.
- any praise whatsoever. I am only slightly less uncomfortable receiving compliments than I am with the personal stuff, so think on.
- And, just in case they outweigh your thoughts on the previous two points, please place all negative comments into a pink fluffy box in your mind, and keep it there.
Aside from that, all comments and feedback will be gratefully treasured in my heart alongside the truly glorious fact that you actually read my book. Well, some of it anyway. Before you got bored I mean. Which, fingers crossed, means a chapter at least. Ok, a page then.
Cheers to all those who got me this far - without such comments as "it's brilliant", "it's hilarious", "did you really get a stiffy?" my book would never have seen the light of day.
Cheers
DTM
P.s. It's about cruising and stuff.
P.p.s oh yeah, fairly important bit missed, you can get it here :
Kindle version -
Paperback -
