Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Yippee I'm first again.

[Jan Rosser]

Yippee I'm first again.

Hello John boy - but surely it's being last is the winner

[Silver_Shiney]

Yippee I'm first again.

Hello John boy - but surely it's being lastis the winner

You two are certainly the experts on that

[Not so ancient mariner]

As for SS - True, he's not often last - but he's even less often a winner

[towny44]

Unlike your good self Notso, and your humble assistant.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I can see why FB is so excited when he is winning. It is, after all, a very rare occurrence.

[Silver_Shiney]

I can see why FB is so excited when he is winning. It is, after all, a very rare occurrence.

Rare as in hen's teeth

[towny44]

I can see why FB is so excited when he is winning. It is, after all, a very rare occurrence.

Rare as in hen's teeth

Maybe no teeth but if you've ever been savaged by an angry cockerel, you would know what a savage beak they possess.

[Silver_Shiney]

Maybe no teeth but if you've ever been savaged by an angry cockerel, you would know what a savage beak they possess.

And there, folks, speaks the voice of bitter experience.

[Mervyn and Trish]

So does anyone else want to confess to being bitten by a cock?

[Silver_Shiney]

So does anyone else want to confess to being bitten by a cock?

Looks like the ferretmeister is on his own there, Merv

[Not so ancient mariner]

Is that what you get when you are in one of these new fangled Civil Partnerships, rather than being 'hen pecked'?

[towny44]

Good morning all first again, so eat my dust suckers.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good morning all first again, so eat my dust suckers.

Why can't you call it a vacuum cleaner like everyone else? And anyway I'm on a Dyson free diet.

[Jan Rosser]

My guest has returned home so I can start packing for Saturday - it's flippin exhausting running a B & B - I'm looking forward to being waited on

[Mervyn and Trish]

Send for Cubie

[Jan Rosser]

Send for Cubie

What's the point I've just cut the grass - can't think of anything else he'd be good for

[Not so ancient mariner]

He could weed the flower beds - and do wonders for your vegetable patch!

[towny44]

Well surprise, surprise I am first to post again and now so many laps ahead of my nearest contender, Notso, that its not worthwhile anyone bothering to compete with me.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Okay we won't compete. We'll just take the lead and leave you sweating with your Dyson at the back.

[Silver_Shiney]

Okay we won't compete. We'll just take the lead and leave you sweating with your Dyson at the back.

correct

[towny44]

Can you two account for your whereabouts all morning? If not could one, or both of you, be the phantom spammer?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can you two account for your whereabouts all morning? If not could one, or both of you, be the phantom spammer?

Well I've been taking the dog to the vet, going shopping, painting a garden bench, doing a bit of prep for the wireless tomorrow morning and of course winning on here. But if there's a spam fritter on offer I have my knife and fork handy.

[Dark Knight]

if this were a p*ssing contest, all you lot would have is wet shoes and a pack of tennaman, to stop your constant dribbling

[Mervyn and Trish]

And a rusty zip. Yeah I know.....