Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

And a rusty zip. Yeah I know.....

That could give the wrong impression, sir, you ought to have qualified it by saying that you only know because Towny and Notso told you

[towny44]

Is that libel Notso, should we sue them or just send in the heavies?

[Silver_Shiney]

Who is Sue?

[towny44]

Yet again Towny is setting the standard on LOTP, is there any way this man can be beaten?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ideally yes, with a big stick and a wet fish

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all, It has been a nice day for gardening, and the garden looks a lot better for it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Okay so where's everyone been for the last 22 hours? The Eurovision Song Contest finished hours ago.

[towny44]

I was estimating the value of all the yachts in the harbour at Monaco, but I ran out of fingers and toes!

[Mervyn and Trish]

You'd need mine too and still be a few million short!

[Not so ancient mariner]

There were at least four cruise ships anchored offshore too. Fred is doing a cruise there for next year's race. Anyone interested?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll probably pop over on my yacht

[melsea]

maybe we can have a whip round..

[towny44]

maybe we can have a whip round..

I didn't know they ran a Grand Prix for Dominatrices.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning followers.

[towny44]

Morning followers.

Was that a whimper I heard from someone at the back?

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning followers.

Was that a whimper I heard from someone at the back?

You can hear that far ahead?

[towny44]

Morning followers.

Was that a whimper I heard from someone at the back?

You can hear that far ahead?

I can hear everything said behind my back, and therefore everything you two say.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning followers.

Was that a whimper I heard from someone at the back?

You can hear that far ahead?

I can hear everything said behind my back, and therefore everything you two say.

Are you facing the wrong way again Towny? You'll never be the winner if you don't know where the podium is? (Or get your tyres change at the wrong time - see what I did there?)

[Silver_Shiney]

Maybe he's Italian, Merv, trying to compete in reverse gear

[Mervyn and Trish]

An Italian resident in Uddersfield? Somehow that sounds dangerous.

[towny44]

An Italian resident in Uddersfield? Somehow that sounds dangerous.

Why so? We have had a Coletta and a Gabrielli, both were Ice cream makers/sellers and very well known locally.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We have had a Coletta and a Gabrielli

Didn't know you liked motor scooters. Were you a Mod Towny?

[Silver_Shiney]

nah - 'ell's angel, ferret chapter

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think I may have nightmares tonight

[towny44]

I think I may have nightmares tonight

I do hope so.