Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Yes kind of him to save you a place at the back.

Boring.
You really must think up something new to cover your embarrassment at always being tail-end Charlie.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Did somebody squeak?

[towny44]

Did somebody squeak?

Merv, you are in serious danger of contracting Ferret poisoning, or whatever you get when savagely bitten by one.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Did somebody squeak?

Merv, you are in serious danger of contracting Ferret poisoning, or whatever you get when savagely bitten by one.

Mad Ferret Disease?

[towny44]

Did somebody squeak?

Merv, you are in serious danger of contracting Ferret poisoning, or whatever you get when savagely bitten by one.

Mad Ferret Disease?

.................and it will probably be as contagious as norovirus.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Did somebody squeak?

Merv, you are in serious danger of contracting Ferret poisoning, or whatever you get when savagely bitten by one.

Mad Ferret Disease?

MFD. Is that anything like MDF?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all. I have just seen the latest Rob Bryson advert for P&O. Amongst other shots, it shows him relaxing on a promenade deck (?Oceana?) and finishes with an aerial shot of Britannia. Hmmmmmmm!

[towny44]

Advertisers poetic license Notso, I'm sure they all do it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

P & O used pictures of Funchal in Madeira (not in the Med) to promote Med cruises, a bit more advertising licence.

[Silver_Shiney]

P & O used pictures of Funchal in Madeira (not in the Med) to promote Med cruises, a bit more advertising licence.

Which leads to an obvious question - what is the ferret botherer advertising when he uses "licence" to say he's winning?

[towny44]

P & O used pictures of Funchal in Madeira (not in the Med) to promote Med cruises, a bit more advertising licence.

Which leads to an obvious question - what is the ferret botherer advertising when he uses "licence" to say he's winning?

I might be advertising the joys of having a ferret up your trouser leg to all those disputing my lead.

[Silver_Shiney]

I might be advertising the joys of having a ferret up your trouser leg to all those disputing my lead.

I was going to say "hang on a minute there" but then thought better of it....

[Mervyn and Trish]

If he has a ferret hanging onto his assets that may explain why he's not looking where's he's going and keep heading towards the back of the queue.

[Silver_Shiney]

If he has a ferret hanging onto his assets that may explain why he's not looking where's he's going and keep heading towards the back of the queue.

Possibly - then again, he's so far behind, he'll never catch up with the back of the queue

[Dark Knight]

afternoon peeps

[Silver_Shiney]

Greetings O Dark One

[Mervyn and Trish]

Evenin' all

[towny44]

Good night to all you also rans.

[Silver_Shiney]

On behalf of the leadership, a very good night to you, too, John.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And it's a goodnight from him.

[towny44]

On behalf of the leadership, a very good night to you, too, John.

If there is anyone leading this ship, 'tis I.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Tis not.......

[towny44]

....Tis so.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh no it isn't

[towny44]

I am definitely not behind you.