Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

To change the subject completely. ...........

[Not so ancient mariner]

.........I have just heard that the European Central Bank have announced that all future issues of Euro notes will be printed on Greece proof paper.........

[Silver_Shiney]

.........I have just heard that the European Central Bank have announced that all future issues of Euro notes will be printed on Greece proof paper.........

[qbman1]

Have I logged into Mornin' All by mistake ?

[Not so ancient mariner]

No. it's not rude, sexist, or non pc.




but Merv wanted a change of subject........

[qbman1]

Merv's wanted a change for some time

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have I logged into Mornin' All by mistake ?

You've made an even bigger mistake. You've logged on to LOTPW

[Stephen]

Merv's wanted a change for some time

Rumour has it he's having the op any day now

[Stephen]

.........I have just heard that the European Central Bank have announced that all future issues of Euro notes will be printed on Greece proof paper.........

Good one

[Mervyn and Trish]

Merv's wanted a change for some time

Rumour has it he's having the op any day now

I'll let you know when it's done if you fancy a date you old hunk you.

[Stephen]

Merv's wanted a change for some time

Rumour has it he's having the op any day now

I'll let you know when it's done if you fancy a date you old hunk you.

Oi, don't start all that slutty talk with me already.......sweet cheeks

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh go on, you know you want to, Mr Lubber Man

[Silver_Shiney]

You two need to start PMing each other

[Mervyn and Trish]

That sounds rude in itself Shiney.

Anyway just heard I can't get the op on the NHS so it's off and I'm sending Blod round to Stephen's gaff instead.

[Jan Rosser]

That sounds rude in itself Shiney.

Anyway just heard I can't get the op on the NHS so it's off and I'm sending Blod round to Stephen's gaff instead.

Mervvvvvvvvvvv

[Mervyn and Trish]

That sounds rude in itself Shiney.

Anyway just heard I can't get the op on the NHS so it's off and I'm sending Blod round to Stephen's gaff instead.

Mervvvvvvvvvvv

Well to be fair I'm sure you must look better in a dress than me!

[Silver_Shiney]

You mean you know what you look like in a dress

[Mervyn and Trish]

I was being gallant and summising. To be fair I equally don't know what Blod looks like in a dress.

(And stop making your own jokes up at the back.)

[Jan Rosser]

" To be fair I equally don't know what Blod looks like in a dress."

Well I scrub up quite well Merv if I say so myself and yes I imagine I would look better than you

[Not so ancient mariner]

I suspect that would not be difficult...........

[Silver_Shiney]

" To be fair I equally don't know what Blod looks like in a dress."

Well I scrub up quite well Merv if I say so myself and yes I imagine I would look better than you

So you're telling us that you are a scru.....pulously fastidious lady, fair maiden?

[Jan Rosser]

" To be fair I equally don't know what Blod looks like in a dress."

Well I scrub up quite well Merv if I say so myself and yes I imagine I would look better than you

So you're telling us that you are a scru.....pulously fastidious lady, fair maiden?

Careful Shiney boy

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, Jan!

[Mervyn and Trish]

It won't be that good Shiney if Blod gives you a thick ear. I would urge extreme caution.

[Silver_Shiney]

You could be right, sir, as she knows where to find me