Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Hiding behind the 97th sheep on the right ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

No I think that's the Ferret Botherer. He's usually around 97th place in this game.

[qbman1]

...and almost always behind the sheep !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Mornin All ~~~ ~~~


or have I got the wrong route here?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning. If you're here it must be the wrong right place.

Edited just in case

[qbman1]

Can't be too careful Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

I should have been more careful this morning. Strimmed the lawn and cut my throat.

(No I wasn't that careless. A little bit of the strimmer cord broke off and flew through the air and nicked me. That's the last time I'm cutting the grass without a suit of armour)

[Silver_Shiney]

Was it your staff's day off?

[qbman1]

No, they are probably all in intensive care following injuries from poorly-maintained equipment !

[Mervyn and Trish]

The butler won't lower himself to gardening, the chauffeur was polishing the Bentley, the cook was preparing dinner and the maid was polishing the knick knacks.

Oh and yes I did hear something about the gardener needing surgery to re-attach his arms. Must check and see if he's back next week.

[qbman1]

Note to self.....must get a maid to polish my knick knacks

[Silver_Shiney]

If the butler's arthritis prevents him from lowering himself down to maintain the borders, you can get extension poles for the hand tools. Don't forget to dock the cost from his pay, though.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm certainly going to dock the gardener's. Minor slip with the Flymo and you've never heard such a fuss.

Cubie you need to buy a tin of Kna***r Laquer. Adds lustre to your cluster.

[qbman1]

Where can I buy that - do they sell it in the Ballspond Road ?

[towny44]

Good grief it looks as though standards have dropped through the floor in my absence, well I'm back so let's have a little bit of sofistickation.

[Silver_Shiney]

only a little bit?

[Jan Rosser]

Good grief it looks as though standards have dropped through the floor in my absence, well I'm back so let's have a little bit of sofistickation.

Welcome home John - hope you had a good trip - I loved Britannia

Glad you are back - I've had to put up with all sorts of nonsense - Merv wearing dresses Cubie wanting a maid to polish his "nick nacks" and even Shiney boy has been playing up although I forgive him 'coz he's a gent really

[towny44]

only a little bit?

Too much sofistickation might be too difficult for P&O diehards, like Merv, to cope with.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good grief it looks as though standards have dropped through the floor in my absence, well I'm back so let's have a little bit of sofistickation.

Welcome home John - hope you had a good trip - I loved Britannia

Glad you are back - I've had to put up with all sorts of nonsense - Merv wearing dresses Cubie wanting a maid to polish his "nick nacks" and even Shiney boy has been playing up although I forgive him 'coz he's a gent really

which just goes to prove that you can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people.....

Good evening, Jan!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Some of the old fools on here........

But enough said. Welcome back from the dark side FB.

[Dark Knight]

Morning all
we cancelled our Celebrity cruise, yesterday and re-booked an almost identical cruise with Cruise and Maritime, for £2000 less
more ports of call, less sea days and drinks and tips sorted as well, only downside is no balcony, but we did get a cabin upgrade to a deluxe one, so not a worry, we are now going from Newcastle, instead of having to schlep all the way to Soton, which is nice

[Silver_Shiney]

Nice one, DK! I hope the seas are kind to you, we found the Discovery couldn't handle a mild swell well at all.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nice one, DK! I hope the seas are kind to you, we found the Discovery couldn't handle a mild swell well at all.

Since Batty and Lady Dsrk are without doubt a couple of swells that could prove tricky!

[Stephen]

Nice one, DK! I hope the seas are kind to you, we found the Discovery couldn't handle a mild swell well at all.

Could be a case of Newcastle brown if it's rough

[Not so ancient mariner]

Could be a case of Newcastle brown if it's rough

Parts of Newcastle can be quite rough.......